Gusset under seemstress' surveillance endure tearing.
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Gusset under seemstress' surveillance endure tearing.
Turdage! Ents anus ruptured, igniting noxious gasses.
hey, its turdage, not tearing !!!
Ok - tweaked it a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
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Originally Posted by pseudolus
gasses and sulphurous smelliness escaped simultaneously.
Simultaneously Ignacio mounted Ulrika! loving the awkward nuptials, Ent overheard unnerving sounds, like yelping!
yelping ecstatically, linda pounded ians nine-inch genitals
"genitals?"
Ent nodded. "I'll anally lubricate Susanna".
Susanna uncorked smells. Apparently nobody noticed aromas.
aromas rarely opened michaels anosmic sinuses
Sin uses ignorance nauseously, understandably stretching Ent sexually.
Sexually, ENT's xerodermal usual anus licking lubricates yuppies
yanks almost never know swedish
Sexually excited xenophobes unsurprisingly admit liking libidinous Yorkshiremen.
...erm...take two...
Swedish women entertained Danish in some hotel.
Hotel offering tourists exceptional lodging (Simon43)
Lodging official documents gravely inspires new graduates.
Lodging offers devient grinding, inviting needless gonorrhea
graduates rarely attend discussions unless avoided topic's Ent's sexuality.
"Sexuality?" exclaimed Xian's underpaid administrator, "Like I tried yet?"
yet Ent? Tocophobia!
tocophobia often convinced ordinary pregnant housewives on benefits into abortion.
Abortion by orangutan rarely trusted. In other news...
News, entertainment, weather, sport...
sport probably offers rigorous training.
Training rabid anteaters is not interesting nor gratifying.