Fornication ordinarily requires nookie - indeed - cocks also. That's it! Order now.
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Fornication ordinarily requires nookie - indeed - cocks also. That's it! Order now.
Now... or whenever
Whenever Harry eats nachos everyone vacates every room.
^ :rofl: Quite good.
Room occupiers often masturbate
Masturbate a surly Texan? Unlikely, really...but anyway...tea?...eggnog?
Eggnog gooey gel, nutritious orally gastronomic.
Gastronomic aficionados suspiciously tried Russian Oreos, not Oreos made in California.
California after landing is fun, openly risque needing immediate attention.
Attention TD'ers!! This evenings news: Thailand is outsourcing numpties.
Numpties, usually mental people, think I enjoy sausages.
Sausages are usually sickening and greasy, especially Stippgrütze.
(Stippgrütze, also called Wurstebrei, is a German dish from Westphalia which is similar to Grützwurst or Knipp. It consists of barley groats cooked in sausage juices (Wurstbrühe), which are enriched with pieces of meat, offal, such as heart, kidney or liver and seasoned with spices and salt. More rarely, finely chopped onions are added. The cooked ingredients are minced after the juices have been poured off and a crumbly cake is left which is held together with fat and which sets on cooling.)
Stippgrütze, tasted in Pattaya, pleases German residents utilising their zoological expertise.
( The sods will eat anything. )
Expertise: Xenopus (Pipidae) erotic relationships; that's inguinal sexual embraces.
Embraces may be ruses, allowing cutpurses easy success.
Success ultimately causes concern, especially serious stardom.
Stardom terminates and reprobation dominates our moderators :)
Moderators, often demonised, edit reliably and trash offensive remarks surreptitiously.
Surreptitiously, Undulaters repeatedly repost empty plaintive tracts in tediously inane outbursts unanimously sickening loyal Yeomen.
Yeomen eloping, often marry English nurses.
Nurses undress readily showing extra skin.
Skin keratoces? Inspect neoplasms.
Neoplasms eat other platelets lavishly absorbing small microscopic substances.
Substances used before supper thrill all night creating erotic sensations.
Sensations enliven nerve sensors at times initiating one's nervous salivation.
Salivation and licking is vital and tickling intimate orifices necessary.