Satisfactorily attracting the Irish seems fun, although calling them 'Oirish' really infuriates little youngsters.
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Satisfactorily attracting the Irish seems fun, although calling them 'Oirish' really infuriates little youngsters.
youngsters of unknown nationality got scared trying extremely rambunctious slapstick
Slapstick laughter after plank slaps Thai , involving crazy kangaroo
Kangaroo are now grazing along roads , outnumbering ostrich
ostrich scrotum, toasted, rubbed in chilli ....... horrible!
Horrible outspoken Rangoon ruler insists Burma looks electric
Electric lights ensure Christmas tinsel reflects intense colours.
Colours offer luminosity once unimaginable ,really sanguine
Sanguine Aussies never give up if needling Englishmen.
Englishmen never get laid in seedy hotels, most enjoy necrophilia.
necrophilia, enjoying corpses rotting on perverted humans, including lowlife in australasia
Australasia usually seems to remain aloof. Like, anyone sleeping is Australian.
Australian universities still teach remedial Aussies lacking intelligence, absolute nohopers
Nohopers outside Herefordshire often prefer eating raw sardines.
sardines are rarely digested in north eastern swaziland
Swaziland was attacked, Zulus invaded laughing, and now's defunct
defunct edwardian factories under new commercial tenancies
Tenancies eventually need a new contract if everybody skedaddles.
Tenancies eventually need a new contract if everybody skedaddles.
Skedaddles keeping everyone dangling, angrily demanding destruction, leaseholders enpower serpent
Serpent eating rat poison enjoys nothing tastier.
Tastier appetizers seared throat , I'll eat rhubarb !
Rhubarb helps "undercarriage" bring about rapid burbling.
Burbling undercarriage releases boiling liquid -incapacitating nearby girlfriend
Girlfriend is really lucky finding rhubarb in exciting new diarrhoea.