ejaculate jism and cream up labia and the eyelids
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ejaculate jism and cream up labia and the eyelids
Eyelids? Your ejaculating leaves immense dirty stains.
stains, thick and icky nasty sticky
Sticky tits indicate cheeky knockoff yesterday. :)
yesterday evenings stained trousers exposed riffraff dicksters afternoon yoghurt
Yoghurt, often gooey has unlimited rude treacheries.
Treacheries require evil assignations. Can't have evildoers reaching into everyone's stash.
Stash trouble after smoking hashish
HASHISH after sex helps indegestion, soothing highs..
highs increase genital happiness sixfold
Sixfold intercourse xeric, feels ordinary, lasting dryness.
'Dryness ruins your naughty escapades,' she said.
Said after indiscreet decision.
Decision explaining can infuriate some Indians or Nepalis.
nepalis exceed pakistanis and liverpudlians in slyness
Slyness lets young Nigel eat secret sausages.
Sausages aren't usually served. Any grumbling? Eat shit!
shit happens in thailand
Thailand has an incredible lifestyle and nice derrieres.
derrieres eventually relapse, revealing increasingly expansive rump entrance slippage.
Slippage lets investment properties professionals acquire greater estates.
estates supply taxdodgers and taxexiles everlasting selfsufficiency
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
Selfsufficiency ensures lifelong friends. Some, understandably, feel friendship is critical. I'd expect nobody criticizes yokels.
Yokels of Kentucky effortlessly looked suntanned
suntanned ugandan nudists travelled and navigated north eastern devonshire