Thread: Answer my question with another question.

wouldn't newspaper just turn into papier mache??

Can't you use paper mache to make a school volcano that erupts with baking soda and vinegar?

Is it a chemical reaction that causes the baking soda and vinegar to erupt?

Doesn't it also work with piss and vinegar?

What works with vinegar?

Have you ever been stung by a jelly fish?

Why would you ask that?

"Vinegar's the quickest remedy for a jelly fish sting", well that's what I've always been told, do you think they were lying?

are you taking the piss??

Fancy a beer?

Why on earth would I take the piss?

'Fancy" a beer? Are you mad?

Aren't you full of piss and vinegar?

Does it help if you are?

"Vinegar's the quickest remedy for a jelly fish sting" but what if you have no vinegar at the beach?

Could you bring yourself to ask a friend to pee on the sting for you?

Errr, no I couldn't. Could you?

Why not?

What if your friend was female?

Dont try to tell me that even the average, liberated female, on the beach, does not have a little paper funnel to wee in?

Why the funnel are they peeing in a pop bottle?

How actuate are women at peeing?

What does "actuate" mean?

Can you spell accurate?

Yes, I can but what does actuate mean?