Answer my question with another question.

Can you explain yourself completely and concisely in fifty words or less?...

Why fifty?...

Wouldn't 25 be too brief?...

Too brief for what?

Briefs or boxers, cotton or silk, off-the-shelf or custom?...

Was that david?...

Dunno, is Goliath with him?...

Is he a member?...

Doesn't he reside in the Lions Den?...

Wasn't that Daniel?...

Is he the guy with the multicolored coat?...

Wasn't that Amazing Joseph or something?...

Was it in Technicolor?...

Which one was grilled on a rack?...

Was it a painful grilling?...

Is this the parrot thread ?

Why? Are you lost?...

Did Jimmy Buffet just show up?...

Cheeseburger In Paradise?...

Just what is heaven on earth?...

Do bad guys go to Pattaya?...

Isn't Pattaya a most family oriented tropical paradise playground developed specifically with the kids in mind?, or am I off my rocker?...

Offhisrocker is a nagging little bitch, innit?...

Innit a long way down?...

How far up are you?...