Armadillo? On toast?
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Armadillo? On toast?
who would use an armoured dildo?
And on toast?...
would it be more palatable if buttered?
A buttered, armoured dildo?...
Hot or cold?
Hot or cold what?
would a cold buttered armoured dildo hit the spot?
On toast?...
are you sure the spot is on toast?
Can you ever be sure these days?...
if she screams that's the spot and there is no toast in sight,is she faking it?
Can we be sure the toast isn't crammed up her nether end?...
Which end is that?
would there be a trail of crumbs to lead us to the spot?
Doesn't it depend on whether or not she's upside down?...
fuck me,have you gone all kama sutra?
Is there any other way to go?...
is the toast shagging, buttered dildo gobbing trollop up for some tantric?
Is a bear Catholic?...
Did she Kam a sutra or was she just blowing bubbles?
Bubbles, the clown?...
Or the dancer?
Northern Dancer?...
North of south?