catchup....ketchup....whats the difference?
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catchup....ketchup....whats the difference?
Isn't one made of cats?
If ,presumably,catchup is made of cats,then what is ketchup made of?
Isn't it made of sugar and spice and everything nice?
When I was a boy thats what little girls are made of, D'ya think they still are?
sure thats' what little girls are made of,but what do you think BIG girls are made of?
Sill trying to figure that one out, if you know will you enlighten me?
(please:))
Light and dust, and things that don't rust. Is that what BIG girls are made of?
Confucius say "big girl more confusing than three snakes fuvking" or was that Burt down the boozer?
Does Burt have a beard?
Dunno I was really pissed, is that why Santa doesn't visit me anymore
Maybe Burt was Santa, scoping out the area?
Pissed of his elves did you?
don't I always?
What do you do to the poor elves?
Again, Dunno? why do I always get pissed in the company of elves?
Are elves dwarfs or midgets,or just vertically challenged people?
Arent they mythical?
Have you seen an elf?
Only when drunk, you?
No never, although once I thought....nah, so anyway, so do they really have pointy ears?
No thats just a rumor put about by insurgents trying to topple their barbers regime, or am I being paranoid?
How do I answer that?
What is the answer?
Would you believe me if I told you?