when her boyfriend
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when her boyfriend
whispered to her
I'm an Elf
with a magic...
didgeridoo acquired from
Tesco Lotus as
a gift for...
something or other
than a moist...
Lubricated Wondering Wombat
in Peckham South
where all wombats...
are wombles too
though uncle Bulgaria
is more of...
a dickhead when
his helmet slipped
round his waist
causing him to...
lurch forward into
a fat tart...
who liked to
hold one leg...
in her teeth
whilst she undid