Three word posts

heartbroken forlorne and

Malodorous and smutty

but also nice

and stinky because...

of the heat

of her crutch

and her crotch

which was infected

with Weils desease

smells like shit

fortuneatly it was

a mild case

of herpes which...

cleared up quickly

treated in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.

Clinic in Bangers.

This Welsh clinic

was staffed by

Taffy ducks' mother

who liked having

her taffy waxed

with clear honey

and fava beans

freshly harvested by

Midgets On Acid