Three word posts

a serious place

to tell all

to go and

shove up their

national flags for

special day of

morris dancing classes

in the corner

of the bar

where people actually

had drinks

and food too

so they indulged

and over-ate and

then guess what

happened to their

ridiculously bloated abdomens.

The farts came

thick and wet

the stuck to

my underwear and

I was very

sorry that I

wiped my underwear

on my shoes