^bring out the mistletoe and ...
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^bring out the mistletoe and ...
hemlock because it could go either way as...
certain kisses will probably give you...
a stiffy or a droopy depending on...
the potency of the hemlock or the sheer beauty of the...
of the nana girl you bar fined....
after far too many...
^strawberry daiquiris, which ...
are full of alcohol, so all is tranquil in the valley of...
the evil strawberries which...
aren't a patch (fnar fnar) on...
a Sailor’s ...
err...sail...so instead they ordered...
all the hired help to........
to standby for what was going to be a jolly...
good rogering....
...what else...because there's not much to do after...
that bit of humiliation other than...
hang ones head and....
maybe watch a little TV in between...
seizures and...
leisures, that hot new pensioners' club out in the suburbs...
where they try to get their rocks...
out of their socks...
which were on spin in the wash/dryer...