muffins - and these are no ordinary...
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muffins - and these are no ordinary...
times for lovey-dovey as overhead hovered....
the Sword of Damocles which...
is what he called his....
penis, which was a bit...
long, sharp and deadly...
and hung by a horse hair directly over his...
left ankle which...
similar to Achilles' situation, surely meant trouble, because...
his boots were made for walkin' and that's what they're gonna do...
and one of these days these...
boots will need to go to the menders for...
3 days for...
a good buggering which may not sound very appealing to...
amateurs, but seasoned vets such as...
hobnails don't mind a visit to the...
boot camp where whatever happens in camp stays in...
and stinks to high heaven, which is...
why Storekeeper....
sails the seven seas with...
...fancy sailors and other assorted..
mates who...
wear tutus and...
dark glasses so they're not recognised as...
^navymen but are disguised as ...