come-as-you-are cocktail event...
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come-as-you-are cocktail event...
where all the cocktails had..............
under gone rigorous examination and were cleared for...
^drinking in buckets mixed with dubious amounts of ...
fermented urine from Ernie's reserve supply...
which is kept in a crock buried..................
next to his cesspool in case of emergencies...
that demand heavy duty...
piss-taking wherein one can simply dig up a whole jeroboam of...
carbonated...
piss which is best served...
frozen on a stick, but as there will be no takers other than...
a few snowflakes that Earl..............
persuaded to drink deeply of his...
conspiracy theories (thoroughly debunked as expected), the reality-based community moved on to...
well, reality...where it finally located...
^the theories about Russians and aliens ...
were living in the basement of the HQ of the dark state where...
there is coffee, tea, and plans for galactic domination...
but, lo and behold, they also had a few piss-drinking comrades who...
confessed to an alien heritage and an insatiable thirst for...
Horse piss and vodka, a dangerous combination, considering ...
earl's horse mask nearly slipped...
.................................
revealing his true identity...............