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pious self abuse with plastic...
toothpicks designed for dyslexic anteaters but ...
since they're difficult to find the generic...
toadstool for the purpose of...
spreading genital warts to all the punters from ...
A to Z...
while caressing their encrusted...
pork sausages, all the while...
nobody realizes transgender pork sausages are actually made ...
on the Buffalo Board because you couldn't make half this...
fit into a shoebox, but it might...
be squeezed into a hangar if...
^if and only if the potatoes were mashed, otherwise ...
perish the fooking thot because...
nobody wants to know what Luigi uses to mash the potatoes ...
because in Italy they think of the great pasta famine which...
casts a pallor and smells like a pair of unwashed...
ground hogs, though in Italian...
cuisine, combined with Prego sauce, baked woodchuck is a national delicacy especially...
appreciated by Prego lovers in foreign locations...
who can work magic with...
magic beans although sometimes...
they work like a magical fruit to make you ...
toot, it was said, like Mongo in that movie about...