would use fake crab in his undies because...
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would use fake crab in his undies because...
all the other crabs had...
strict rules regarding...
holding hands on a first date , and playing
checkers or chess by the seashore while...
the tide...
turned for the unfortunate...
little fish, caught in a tide pool, destined to be ......
immortalised on teakdoor by...
having its photo posted on the fish thread and ...
then eaten by a pack of...
cigarettes, which may seem...
filtered through a ...
fishbowl system at a soapy...
soiree where slippery saponified sylphs splash and slither sinuously in sensual....
delight while...
fat farting farangs flop fatuosly floundering forlornly flooring the feverish festivities...
for an hour or two while...
dancing latinos fished for crab eggs....
in the pristine waters of Pattaya where...
funny fay firemen frolicked in the foetid foam of their fulsome flagelatory flailings....
And then, it happened...
a doctor arrived in his white builder's van,...
and removed a ladder from the roof which...
carried a load of.....