wart infested sausage,wrapped in rubber bands aiding stiffness for
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wart infested sausage,wrapped in rubber bands aiding stiffness for
a granite hard erection to
prepare for insertion into Noi the
dwarf's pet gerbil tiny bum. Much to Nawty's
disgust, the gerbil
refuse to do anal unless Nawty got on his knees
and begged like a
nun in a candle factory who
ran and told his mum
" I need more milk!" for my pet
"so stick your tit in my mouth and"
suck but don't bite."
Chaffed nipples has always dogged Milky necessitating daily trips for......
lubrication.
Chaffed was a good old boy and could be
found carrying KY jelly which was also extremely good for.....
lubricating the wheels of his old wheelbarrow.
which he called Muriel
Nightingale which he used to rescue drunken teakdoor members from
Dalton couldn't fit in it though!
A voice hailed through the forest, "anyone want to"
squeal like a pig?" Then out from behind a bush
emerged a beautiful temptress who was carrying in her hand......
A penis pump and a hornet's nest
with no hornets in it. After lubricating the empty cavernous
she said " I hope you don't mind but my lips "