use him as a...
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use him as a...
douche bag..
until he cried for...
relief from his..
lustful torturers who saw nothing wrong with...
pulling his ....
legs and jerking...
off his great long...
neck that resembled...
a varicose veined...
sausage made in...
the mountains of Austria, where cabbage heads and sisters wrestle with...
their generosity when a charity asks for
anything larger than a wank on...
a biscuit..
Austria is a soggy country when...
biscuit season starts after..
the men perform their strange ritual of...
grape stomping and barley mashing..
and a game they call wetting the biscuit, which is similar to...
deck quoits, where a quick flick of the wrist..
will make a strong man...
weak at the knees from..
sphincter exhaustion, an intimate condition prevalent in...
some circles frequented by..