the load of dildos it dropped on his...
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the load of dildos it dropped on his...
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^ oh, leave it alone...
We're doing ok...
Some LB is having problems, ok?
:)
So anyway :rolleyes: the dildos dropped onto his hands and feet, leaving him
with a semi hard-on whilst staring helplessly at the sweet...
payload he just hit. He thought to himself 'what could I do with all of these?' He thought for a few minutes, then realized that he had to act quickly. Just down the road he could see the cops coming.
He took off his jacket and used it as a bag for the dildos. He gathered them up quickly and started running. He ran into the nearest sidestreet and to his dismay he saw...
the erstwhile girl/guy of his dreams being...
rimmed out by a HUGE african.....grey parrott
'No, you fwit bird,' she screamed, 'I meant my friend with the....
crackers! The guy over there with the huge...
ego and large bankroll
The African Grey pulled its beak out of her ass and said...
you have been eating peanuts haven't you? Sure tastes...
like a circus has been through your tailpipe...
and the smell is gastly.
'I'm lost' thought the lady boy. I have no idea where my life is heading anymore. Its time for
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'Parrot-torn Prapaporn,' Shearer said softly. 'I can help you, if you're willing to...'
come over to my place and see my parrot. They both got into his car and on their way, he said...
'What's with this parrot thing? How does it feel? Could you show me...'
the video of you shovin your cock up its big round inviting
...'Stop it, Alan...' she stammered.'I have to tell you now that I don't have a....'
brain or personality and they are my good points. My bad points are....
...my nips,' she sobbed while wiping her crotch (sans package). 'After the operation, Doctor Snipacock said...'
you know I am able to rework...