ever since he met that gorgeous northern Thai girl who told him if he took the classes he could
ever since he met that gorgeous northern Thai girl who told him if he took the classes he could
get all down and dirty with
her mother who had just returned from an all night
shindig at the poo-poo club where she is considered to be a
expert in other peoples' business and can recognise exactly what a person has...
eaten for lunch and, sometimes, the brand of beer/wine.
the only time that she was stumped was when our HERO turned up with gastric problems and....
left the half digested contents of his stomach on the floor
Cleaning that mess was a biatch! The discoloration is still evident today. Anyway, the mother had other talents as well, such as
doing her Linda Lovelace 'special' at the same time as......
cleaning the floor, she found attaching pads to her knees and elbows really made the wood
easier to slide on
which helped when performing specials
and her fruit salad tossing, master classes were always a joy to watch
a 'Cordon Bleu' chef at work,but her 'piece de resistance' was her famous.....
extreme contortionist routine that she used to enthrall guests at
the weekly 'cum' dancing lessons where her twisting was....
working the guy up into a frensy again, thus the mess all over the table
that would require industrial strength bleach to shift. At the end of her routine, she performed her most admired act of "hide the traffic cone", but tonight
the cone was the least of her problems, in the audience staring up at her lurid routine was her long lost
stallion, "ham-yai", who had inexplicably wandered in looking for hay. When he saw her routine, he recognised the traffic cone from his
day at the police acadamy (42) and how he hated the way his sadistic instructor would
make him gallop, when he wanted to trot. How he detested those cross country runs, with the instructor and his whip riding on his
back while the fat arsed bastard on top took liberties with his
Bridle as it always came back smelling of rotten fish and
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