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    TD Family Fortunes


    Top 5 scores on the board please......

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    Fart.

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    I'll take PASSING A BIG ONE for 500, Alex....

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    In no particular order, and not neccessarily what I do, just guessing as per the game...
    Fall asleep.
    Have a ciggie.
    Go to the bathroom/have a wash.
    Cuddle.
    Pay/pocket the money. Top of Lulu's list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Pay/pocket the money. Top of Lulu's list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Fart
    No receiving anal on there im afraid

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    Play cards.

    After calling a taxi.

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    In Sybills case....have a fanny fart

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    Install a fruit machine in the lav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Pay
    Thats the number 2 answer

    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Fall asleep
    I'll give you that one
    Number 3 - roll over

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    Check baggage excess costs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Pay/pocket the money. Top of Lulu's list.


    Ciggie!

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    Check an advert to see what a term means.

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    Text their wives.
    Wipe their cocks on the curtains.
    Ask for a toasted sandwhich.
    Or a beer.
    Give a fake phone number, then leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Install a fruit machine in the lav
    I'll give you the money myself if.....













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    Still think it will be the same in 25 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Wipe their cocks on the curtains.
    Ahay!!!!

    Number 4


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    ask for a sammich
    And number 5

    Just the top answer to get

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Ciggie


    It was a poll of converted smokers

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    I'll take PASSING A BIG ONE for 500, Alex....
    Is that some form of scat Jeff?

    You dont have to answer

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    1. Fall asleep.
    2. Wipe dick on curtains.
    3. Go to the bathroom.
    4. Zip up, clear car windows, and drive out of the doggers car park.
    5. Say, "Thanks. Now fuck off."


    Of course, this being 2018 ...

    1. Roll over and check FB status.
    2. Send a LINE or text message to your mates with a sneaky photo of the birds arse.
    3. Write a semi-cryptic post on social media with a big wink emoticon.
    4. Update your memo-pad file on birds you've shagged, marks out of ten, noting any kinky stuff the bird was into.
    5. Send a ready-prepared message to your wife, girfriend, mum, mates, or boss apologising for the delay but you're on your way now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Check baggage excess costs
    Indeed.
    Reflectively romantic...
    Consider the source.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Just the top answer to get
    Cry..?

    edit: serious answer...shower?
    Last edited by SKkin; 05-07-2018 at 10:26 PM.

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    Take a wizz......

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    ^ Ahhh. That could be it put crudely. But I said it, "Go to the bathroom".
    ^^ "Have a wash", I said, but to be honest I meant wash dick/flush fanny.
    NB, I have not assumed it's only what men do (thus "pocket the money"). The question is wrt "people".

    Number one: Jostle for position off the wet spot.

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