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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    2. Wipe dick on curtains.
    Fuck that go straight for the pillow case.

    Rinse the pussy juice out of my mouth.

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    #1 Remove the condom?
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    #1 Remove the condom?
    From your ass?
    "In my professional assessment as an intelligence officer, Trump has a reflexive, defensive, monumentally narcissistic personality, for whom the facts and national interest are irrelevant, and the only thing that counts is whatever gives personal advantage and directs attention to himself."

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    Confirm your earlier pulse check the call the police?

    Hide they handcuff keys and bugger off.

    Take pictures of the body.

    Shave her landing strip and keep the pubes as a souvenir.

    Remove the ball gag.

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    Chew your arm off so you don't wake the ugly hag?

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    Nope...

    The number one answer was book Luigi's mom a taxi

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    ^ Now, now, that's not nice.
    Someone's "main mrs" maybe, but not someone's mum.

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    Clean the fukin room up before you get seconds

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    Stop filming.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Nope...

    The number one answer was book Luigi's mom a taxi
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    ^ Now, now, that's not nice.
    Someone's "main mrs" maybe, but not someone's mum.







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    1. Wash her mouth out with soap.
    2. Deflate and store in me secret stash place.

    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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    ^^ have you only just saw that?

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    Hardly worth seeing, to be honest.

    Tiz a bit amateurish.

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    1970....... Pick up clothes and sneak out the door before she wakes up.
    2018....... Gently wake her up and ask where the form she signed last night agreeing to enthusiastic consensual sex and if they were in triplicate so that you could keep one for records one for your lawyer and one for the police. Leave your latest STD Test report.

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    Have a Porridge breakfast.

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    Or as LDs missus would say........

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    Mop the floor, I love soapies, squeakers and squirters.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Get another 20 of those "Send your bank details" emails out before you get another rimming Ms Bombata, i aint made of money....jees fukin short time overstayers are so fukin demandin these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    1. Fall asleep.
    2. Wipe dick on curtains.
    3. Go to the

    Of course, this being 2018 ...

    1. Roll over and check FB status.
    2. Send a LINE or text message to your mates with a sneaky photo of the birds arse.
    3. Write a semi-cryptic post on social media with a big wink emoticon.
    4. Update your memo-pad file on birds you've shagged, marks out of ten, noting any kinky stuff the bird was into.
    5. Send a ready-prepared message to your wife, girfriend, mum, mates, or boss apologising for the delay but you're on your way now.
    Luigi will be very angry with you for publishing his MO.

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    Remember you have to work early, then leave.

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    clear your browser history
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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