Thread: Change a letter.

Kiss - what you should do to the proprietor's wife while he is selling more sole.


[Was very tempted to say 'lick'...]

miss (universe)

piss (someone had to say it)

Pass - To overtake someone in the act of getting a high mark from a small German exam, whilst refusing to answer further questions about chatting up members of the opposite sex when going through a cut in the mountainside.

slap - what i had to do to my face after attempting to understand ^ and then realizing i had been siting and staring at the screen for three minutes without moving, which at my time of life is a significant chunk of quality time especially if i ever have in near future the opportunity to make whoopee because i can only last about two minutes due to the rarity of the act.

slip (Slip Sliding Away/Paul Simon-Art Garfunkel)

Pill (for taking when you want more power)

limp - why someone (not you, obviously) might need the pill

lime (+ salt + tequila)

milk - (+honey for us tee-totalers)

Kiln - another word for oast... as in this thread is 'oasted by Teakdoor. This thread is a simple, harmless and faintly enjoyable thread... as opposed to the 26 pages of the 'Kingwilly the TV Mod' claptrap thread on which I have just wasted a substantial amount of good time; with the only result being a total loss of respect for one or two people who I had previously thought were reasonable folk.

lint - the stuff in my belly button that was more interesting and satisfying than the thread Ping mentions ^

Lent-has passed but forgive me Ping.

Lone (Ranger and Tonto)

long - so ..., farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye; the sun has gone to bed and so must I.

Song - That sweet noise made by birds of the feathered variety and those large mammals known as whales. Also the number 'two' in the Thai language. (Not to be confused with the art of going to the toilet.)

Goes - to the toilet after reading ^, and tries to make art. (Spends some time cleaning up afterwards.)

toes - please dont step on mine

poet ( Baudelaire )

Pete - other wise known as Peter

tope - drinking too much alky

Rope ( Alfred Hitchcock 1948 )

Rose - The head of the sprinkler that one uses to water that most beautiful of flowers, the Whisky Mac Rose, whose aromatic purfume has been likened to love itself. Also the name of an Aunt of mine, who used to live in Clapham.

Rise - soemthing Mr. Mojo does quite frequently