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    Ruin a first date in four words



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    You spit or swallow?

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    Waitress comes back to the table:

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    "Do you do anal ?"

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    ''I'm Pat from thaifriendly.com''

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    You had an abortion?

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    I think we're cousins, no?

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    It's your round love

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    small penis an issue?

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    I've brought my cats

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    ( ^ )

    Do you like train-spotting?

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    ''Pretend we're not cousins''

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    ...check for pinworms, please...

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    Quick! To the toilets!


    or via text just before:

    5min late.taking crap lol
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    What's your name again?

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    you goin like that?

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    HIV positive? Why, yes.

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    ''Pat's just on his way''

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    I have brought KY.

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    Up for a threesome?

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    Mum likes to watch

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    We go my loom?

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