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    What sentence would make her an instant keeper?

    If your other half said one sentence that made you think to yourself"This ones a keeper", what would it be?

    I'll kick off....

    That moisturising cream you gave me this morning tastes really nice!

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    "I want marriage and 4 kids and your the man I've chosen." Seriously that's what she said to me after the first nights sex.

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    How about some foursome action at the Devil Dens honey? Then we can chuck another shrimp on the barbie..

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    breakfast or a blowjob.?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    If your other half said one sentence that made you think to yourself"This ones a keeper", what would it be?

    I'll kick off....

    That moisturising cream you gave me this morning tastes really nice!
    anal ?

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    "Would you like a BJ before I cook you a delicious dinner or later when you're having a beer watching Man United"?

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    I don't have any Thai family and I'm not interested in having kids or a foreign passport, now get yer kit off.

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    Would you like to fark my younger sister while I'm mowing the lawn.

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    My twin sister has to join in.

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    "Neither money or diamonds will ever be a problem as Grandma Oppenheimer set my portofolio up quite nicely."

    "Can I scratch that for you ?"

    "Come home anytime tonight but wake me up before you decide to fall sleep."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAG
    Would you like a BJ before I cook you a delicious dinner or later when you're having a beer watching Man United"?
    Wont you get kicked out of the pub for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PAG
    Would you like a BJ before I cook you a delicious dinner or later when you're having a beer watching Man United"?
    Wont you get kicked out of the pub for that?
    I'm the Landlord...........

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    I'm an orphan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    My twin sister has to join in.
    Who said threes a crowd?

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    They all try and change you whatever bullshit they spout to start with

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    Life sentence bros...55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    They all try and change you whatever bullshit they spout to start with
    Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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    Cold dinner or hot action?

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    I asked for a hotdog - she came out with half a bun under each armpit
    I asked why she kept them there
    she said to keep them warm
    I said forget about the sausage

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    I love anal sex and will deep throat you until your toes curl.

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    'Oh you like that Ferrari in the window, would you like me to buy it for you?'

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    To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist the problem is so entirely the same in both cases.

    To know exactly how much oil one must use to extract one's vinegar.

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    Lock the door, pull the curtains and plug in the video camera.

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    "Would you like to read my doctoral thesis? I'll massage your shoulders and give you a pedicure while you make a start on it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by steevee View Post
    'Oh you like that Ferrari in the window, would you like me to buy it for you?'
    Which colour do you prefer?

    Never mind, we'll take one of each!

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