Thread: Make Sex Awkward In 5 Words...

Your quim smells of goat.

Want to involve the dog?

I am unable to pay.

Whaddya' they call ya?

My turn with the paper-bag

Your turn with the paper-bag

I'm as limp as you are

Quietly, my boyfriend's next door

That oil painting isn't straight

Not a headache, just heartache

Your dicks bigger than mine.

reminds me of my vacuum!

You are 2 inches short.

my ex always enjoyed it

That thing is too small!

What is that?

I want to sleep alone

Is this used condom yours?

Should it smell like that.

Wake me when it's grown.

But the sheets are clean.

We can't, there's no tissues.

Do you gag-reflex much?

Originally Posted by bnice2me

What is that?

What do you mean salty?

Would you mind always flushing.

Am I inside or not?

I've never seen hair there

Originally Posted by SKkin

Your quim smells of goat.

Is that the normal smell?

Have you ever used soap?

"Your sister likes to swallow."

some ladies like porridge there