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    "Has nobody not told you, Brian, that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future? I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fuckin' future, I don't have a future. Nobody has a future. The party's over. Take a look around you man, it's all breaking up. Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesying the apocalypse?... He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast, or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 6-6-6... What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark? Well the mark, Brian, is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog roll and packet of johnnies and every poxy pork pie, and every fuckin' barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, and those three markers are always represented by the number 6. 6-6-6! Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo that mark onto your right hand, or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of Revelations when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky, wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters and a third part of all the land and many many many people will die! Now do you know what the Russian translation for wormwood is?... Chernobyl! Fact. On August the 18th, 1999, the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross... They're gonna line up in the signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Daniel, another fuckin' fact! Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Brian, the game is up"


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    "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape"

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    "It's Friday, you ain't got shit to do, I'm gonna get you high"


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    Great stuff.

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    "Try saying that when your teeth aren't your own."

    Some fookin' Cockeneye film!

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    "What's your problem?, the fact that you have to open your kebab shop in 5 minutes, or the fact that you have to buy your charlie off a white man?"


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    Sergeant Gerry Boyle: You lads always announce seizure of drugs worth a street value at $10 million or $20 million or half a billion dollars. I wonder what street it is you're buying your cocaine on, because it's not the same street as I'm buying my cocaine on.


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    See these goods, they never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite, Fanny-
    by-the-gas-light. If you can't see value here today you're not up here
    shopping, you're up here shoplifting. Take a bag, take a bag. I took a
    bag, I took a bag home last night and she cost a lot more than ten
    pounds I can tell ya. Tell me if I am going too cheap. Not ninety, not
    eighty, not forty, half that and half that again, that's right, ten
    pounds. Don't think 'cos it's sealed up it's an empty box. The only man
    who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you
    here today I would make more money with me measuring tape.

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    Hewe I stand, the goddess of desire. Set men on fire. I have this powah. Morning, noon, and night is dwink and dancing. Some quick womancing And then a showah. Stage-door Johnnies constantly suwwound me. They alvays hound me Vith vone wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habit? I'm not a wabbit! I need some weeeeeeeeeeee -- eeeeeeeeeeeeest.

    I'm tired, sick and tired of love. I've had my fill of love From below and above. Tired, tired of being admired. Tired of love uninspired. Let's face it, I'm tired. I've been vith thousands of men Again and again. They pwomise the moon. They're alvays coming and going and going and coming. And alvays too soon. Wight, girls? I'm tired, tired of playing the game. Ain't it a cwying shame? I'm so tired. Goddammit, I'm exhausted.

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    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookRaffle Jones View Post
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

    Post 19 mate.


    How about:

    ”I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it is no great honor either"



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    1967 Parole Hearings Man: Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
    Red: Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.


    1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
    Red: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
    1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, are you?
    Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word.

    So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

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    [Frank looks up Jane's skirt as she climbs a ladder to the attic right in front of him]
    Frank: Nice beaver.
    Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed. [hands him a stuffed beaver]


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    "Here's looking at you, kid"...

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    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go though life, son."

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    "then there's just no pleashing you mishter powers...."

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    "You want the truth ?!? You can't handle the truth!"
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    I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


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    ^^^ 'Open the pod doors.'

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    28 Days..movie with Sandra Bullock and Viggo Mortensen..
    Comedy about spending 28 days in a dry out clinic..

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