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    Let's make a salad

    Inspired by a blog.

    Rules:

    1) No repeat posts - only one ingredient per guest.
    2) No store bought dressings.
    3) No anchovies.
    4) Must be consumable human food, no intestines, blood, eye of newt, wing of bat etc.
    5) No drugs or meds.


    I'll start:

    Rub inside of large chilled salad bowl with one freshly cut clove of garlic...

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    Add that scary looking fucker in your avatar and beat him with a steak tenderizer...

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    then add the salad

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    Tender greens, plucked fresh, some romaine lettuce.

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    beetroot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    beetroot
    Salad irredeemably besmirched.

    Make a new one...

    I'll start:

    Black pudding, baked beans and marmite...

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    Salad is a poof.

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    Beat a couple of egg yolks with dijon mustard a little salt and pepper. Set aside.

    Beets yummy. Slow cook in balsamic vinegar, rock sugar and water to their throats.

    Should be a quart to water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Salad is a poof.
    A quiche man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVVICI View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Salad is a poof.
    A quiche man.
    Keesh is a bigger poof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Salad is a poof.
    Not if you garnish it with chips and gravy.

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    Halve a pound of fresh cherry tomatoes...

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    OK. I'll play.


    Mushy peas.

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    Bacon. Got to have crispy bacon with mushy peas, small.

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    Finely chopped bud, large.

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    Add 1 crumbled lump of spam and some salad dressing then layer that with some chips.

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    add 100 grams of pig liver (always wondered how liver would taste in a salad)

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    Lettuce .

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    A dash of toffees and splash of olive oil...

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AVVICI View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Salad is a poof.
    A quiche man.
    Keesh is a bigger poof.
    Unless said quiche is filled with a manly variety of meats.

    Knocked down to metrosexual, less poofter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Finely chopped bud, large.
    Quote Originally Posted by AVVICI
    5) No drugs or meds.
    "We don't need no stinkin' badges"...

    Radishes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Salad irredeemably besmirched.
    Are you referring to a somtamsalad slapper?

    Oh and beetroot is an amazing additive to any meal especially a hamburger.

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    Indeed, it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Oh and beetroot is an amazing additive to any meal
    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Indeed, it is.
    Bloody malefactors - you're having a laugh at the expense of us what is civilised.

    Beetroot my arse.


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