Andrew Hicks Escapes Death - The snake in my shorts.

[Thetyim]

I write stuff about doing nothing in a Surin village

What do you do?
Copy&Paste all of RS posts?

[smeden]

no pics? i coud dream the same

[BarnacleBill]

Aw Gawd! This brought back memories of my rugby playing days, when we used to travel back home in the "bus" singing every dirty song we could think of! One was the "Lobster Song" which concluded that "There's a moral to this story, and this is it, always have a shufty, before you have a sh**"

[English Noodles]

Oh, those rugger buggers, what a great bunch.

[Stinky]

Anything for a laugh eh

Living as I do in a Surin village doing nothing, to stay only half mad I write stuff about doing nothing in a Surin village or about going to Angkor or getting bitten by a snake.

If you write stuff, it's good to have it read and Teakdoor's a good place.

Anything for a laugh, exactly!

But it certainly isn't going to sell any books.

Andrew

Well good luck with your stories Andrew, if it keeps you sane it aint a bad thing is it.

I once stood on a bee which then stung me on the foot and that made me wince a little.

I also got stung by a winged beastie with a square head and looked as if the Japs had manufactured it,

that one hurt like a mother fucker and I lost all of the skin on my hand up to the wrist, nothing bad enough to put me in hospital though.

Glad to see those red blobs replaced with green blobs now

[Scottish Gary]

Men that habitually wear skirts generally don't have penises, take a wander down your local ladyboy bar

On the contrary Dog do you not realise that the wearing off the kilt came about due to the unnatural large packages of Scottish men. During the Scotland/England wars it wasn't practical for these huge Highlanders to squeeze themselves in tight birches like their English counterparts who were that bit err smaller so they designed a garment that allowed everything to stay loose and flowing.

Ps During the first and second world wars the Germans used to refer to Scottish Soldiers as the Ladies From Hell.
Maybe we have something in common with the Lady boys after all

[Thetyim]

^
Rubbish, the kilt was designed so that you could lean on a bar drinking and piss at the same time without putting your glass down

[Begbie]

^I believe the pub your thinking of is in Darwin, so kilts have nothing to do with it.

[Norton]

so that you could lean on a bar drinking and piss at the same time without putting your glass down

Saw an Englishman do this on Soi Cowboy. Not a pretty sight. He should have been wearing a kilt like the clever Scots. Barkeep wouldn't have noticed and let him stay. As it was the poor bugger was rudely escorted to the door shaking his left leg in a jerky doggy kind of way and all the while being kicked by a young lady demanding she be compensated for the golden shower.

[Scottish Gary]

^
Rubbish, the kilt was designed so that you could lean on a bar drinking and piss at the same time without putting your glass down

You cant say we dont show innovation