Show us your snake.

**terry57** · 13-11-2007, 08:53 PM

OK punters, here is Terry's money shot. This is my one and only encounter with a king cobra. This photo was taken on Koh Phangan in 1989 and its a 4.5 meter monster. Check the tracks from a D 9 doser for scale. Photos talk and bullshit walks so show us your photos of big snakes and bullshit stories need not apply.

**terry57** · 13-11-2007, 08:56 PM

**slimboyfat** · 13-11-2007, 10:24 PM

next you picked it up by its tail whilst yelling 'crikey'?

**dirtydog** · 14-11-2007, 12:03 AM

Did you ever see that old whickers world show from the 60s, this Aussie guy used to catch these great big snakes by the tail, he would then swing them slowly back and forth, then he would crack them like a whip, the snakes head would fly off, it was great

don't suppose it is politically correct anymore to do that sort of thing though, foking brilliant way for killing the bstard things though

**Happyman** · 14-11-2007, 12:32 AM

The whip cracking technique is used for all snakes - Totally out of order as most are harmless tree snakes etc - just leave them alone and they will piss off ! Snakes like humans about as much as humans like snakes!!!!

**MeMock** · 14-11-2007, 01:34 AM

Oh goody, does this mean I can post my two snake picccies that all the regulars have seen and bore the pants of them again?

**dirtydog** · 14-11-2007, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

does this mean I can post my two snake picccies that I stole off the internet

Probably

**MeMock** · 14-11-2007, 01:46 AM

This is my mate the vet out on a station when he came across this bugger sniffing around.

This snake likes drowned wallabies (kangaroo)

These twoare stolen from the internet

and this is my brother in Thailand with a pet snake.

**dirtydog** · 14-11-2007, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

and this is my brother in Thailand with a pet snake.

He has lots of teeth, is that normal where you come from

**MeMock** · 14-11-2007, 02:29 AM

I think he was just warning the snake not to try anything.

It is widely known that I got all the good looks in the family

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-11-2007, 03:40 AM

^ What kind of snake is your friend holding, MM?

**terry57** · 14-11-2007, 06:15 AM

The snake with the wallaby is a burster and the one with that dude is a bottler.

Excuse me Mecock,

Whats the chances of getting your brother off to the dentist. ?

He near on scared that snake half to death I'd say.

**MeMock** · 14-11-2007, 06:30 AM

Jet, I think it is just a python.

**corvettelover** · 14-11-2007, 06:56 AM

cuddly pet

bkkmadness · 14-11-2007, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ What kind of snake is your friend holding, MM?

Burmese Python I think.

**cimboc** · 15-11-2007, 01:48 PM

Don't have any pictures but the other day we took a real clown to hospital after being bitten atleast 3 times on the wrists while trying to catch a venomous brown snake. Problem was he was well boozed and I think he thought his reflexes were faster then they actually were...funny how grog does that to ya

He survived but was bloody crook at the time

**HermantheGerman** · 16-11-2007, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by terry57

The snake turned into a stick ?

**mrsquirrel** · 16-11-2007, 01:46 PM

CAn somebody copy and link the Burmese python from my thread last year. I cna't be bothered.

**gusG** · 16-11-2007, 03:11 PM

I thought this was good until I saw them other monsters.

**friscofrankie** · 16-11-2007, 03:15 PM

In case someone wanted to actually see the pic...

**gusG** · 16-11-2007, 03:15 PM

AHHH That looks bigger.

**AntRobertson** · 16-11-2007, 03:27 PM

We had one at our house recently. But given the size of some of the ones of here I'm almost to embarrassed to post a pic of it.

**DrAndy** · 16-11-2007, 03:34 PM

I know Ant, never mind, size isn't everything

**AntRobertson** · 16-11-2007, 03:39 PM

^Indeed. It's how you use it.

And in this case it was used by the gardener eating it.

**Bobcock** · 17-11-2007, 05:36 PM

My son at the age of two was sitting on my sister in laws doorstep.

She look at him and focused past him to see a rather large rock python crawling directly towards him

We have a video of the snake, I shall try to capture a pic of it, cos i know my bullshit story won't be believed.

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