Have you counted your testicles?Quote:
Originally Posted by barrylad66
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Have you counted your testicles?Quote:
Originally Posted by barrylad66
Not with a geezer with no bollocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by ltnt
You better hope so. They like hanging out in sewers in Singapore, big rat populations and world record Python's captured there.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrylad66
Monty might be on a road trip. I saw one in the field next to the house this morning. Looked like Monty.
^that's quite a roadtrip, Davis! :)
Snakes are sneaky bastards, Bazzy - this bastard will be back to haunt you; you'll see...
Sounds a lot like owning a cat, if such a thing were possible. Fickle beasts cats ........... and snakes by the sound of it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by barrylad66
He's not gone, he's waiting.
Check under your bed, that sneaky f*cker is around somewhere. You should have ended that evil bastard when you had the chance.
Pack up your bollocks and get the f*ck oughta there!
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/07/500.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Strongarm
And here's one that has eaten a lot of testicles recently.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/07/501.jpg
Drat, I read the entire thread and still don't know where your wife's other slipper is.