Just tried some of that wine.
Is it all it's corked up to be?


1) Boxes tend to be bigger than bottles, and the bigger the box the bigger the bottle you need to fill it.
2) It's a funny colour, but at least it comes in decent sized bottles, at least bigger than pints.
3) There is a very good reason why French wine is cheap in France.
4) There is no good reason why Thai wine is expensive in Thailand.
5) There is no good reason why Thai wine is made at all.
6) Ditto the French wine.
7) Malted vinegar should be served on chips and not in glasses.
8) Vaulted mingers should be swerved.
9) Wine is good for the health.
10) Wine is bad for the wealth and bad for the stealth.
11) It tastes like your ale has gone off.