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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    grannies loving puckered lips.
    She really got to you, didn't she.

    Have you arranged a date yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alwarner View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breny
    I used to make my own hooch. 1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail 2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy) 3 add shit loads of sugar 4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon. 5 seal container 6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days 7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out. 8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks 9 Drink hooch 10 seek medical advice, and never do again.
    Sounds like you did a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure..
    That's what I was thinking. Bet he got the yeast from dirty socks and undercrackers.


    Yuck!
    Ladies knickers for yeast,Failing that from the kitchens.

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    ha ha - top work that man.

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    Thank you Sir, I would offer you a nice refreshing glass of " Brenys bag juice " but it might make you blind for an hour or so, And the name doesnt do it any favours.

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    What's in a name?

    Anyway if you'd seen the kip of me, you'd know my Mrs. would probably buy some off of you.

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    usually its free to a good home

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    STS, If you still have your honeycomb, try putting some pieces of it in your next batch (along with a half peeled banana of the short, fat kind).

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    rawlins done one of these a couple of years back didn't he???

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    Well its that time of year so a quick trip to the far side of Klong Toey market to the Chinese herbalist resulted in a new brew 700 baht for a lot of herbs bones and skin and a few other bits and pieces.


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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Well its that time of year so a quick trip to the far side of Klong Toey market to the Chinese herbalist resulted in a new brew 700 baht for a lot of herbs bones and skin and a few other bits and pieces.

    Is that a used sander belt?

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    Open your eyes man, anyone can see it's a Congolese Virgin's Wedding Night Garter. Pricey even in the Kinshasha night market.

    You thought the Chinese were building roads there didn't you.
    Last edited by OhOh; 09-11-2012 at 10:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Open your eyes man, anyone can see it's a Congolese Virgins Wedding Night Garter. Pricey even in the Kinshasha night markets.

    You thought the Chinese were building roads there didn't you.
    I stand corrected Sir.

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    The only edible part of that quite sickly looking mixture appears to be the wrapping paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    The only edible part of that
    You are NOT supposed to eat the fucking thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    The only edible part of that
    You are NOT supposed to eat the fucking thing.
    doesn't eating it constitute the full range of food groups for healthy living?

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    Quote Originally Posted by draco888
    doesn't eating it constitute the full range of food groups for healthy living?
    Crispy bits really should be flobbed out.
    In the Gangnam style.





    Der ud der ud der ud,

    in the gangnam style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    The only edible part of that quite sickly looking mixture appears to be the wrapping paper
    Have a suck on the Congolese Virgin's Wedding Night Garter (used). It's full of protein and hormones. If you hold it to your ear you may even hear the echoes of the whores moans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Breny
    I used to make my own hooch. 1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail 2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy) 3 add shit loads of sugar 4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon. 5 seal container 6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days 7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out. 8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks 9 Drink hooch 10 seek medical advice, and never do again.
    Sounds like you did a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure..
    ...... or works as an offshore caterer!

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    I stillcan't believe that people drink that shit and survive .... gimme a cup of tea any day !

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    You leave your tilac at home for a month and when you arrive back home a new batch is made ready for use.
    Don't ask what's in it because i don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Don't ask what's in it because i don't no.
    Looks like water scooped out of Klong Toey mate.

    Proceed with care.

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    She's spoiling you KT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    She's spoiling you KT
    Yeap stiil got some romance in our marriage.

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    Is that a snail in there?

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    ^ Take a look at the dinner thread,all will be revealed

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