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    No need to put a sock in it. No one knows what the hell he is saying anyway. Geen Key sockwow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    imagine being stuck next to that annoying lowrent gobshite in economy for 12 hours on emirates from manchester to bangkok.

    i think i'd top myself.
    If you were on Emirates, there's little chance of you two sitting together on both legs of the journey unless you requested it.
    Manchester to Dubai then change planes at Dubai to head on to Bangkok.

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    ^ Are you bored Nev?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Are you bored Nev?

    Perhaps, in a round about manner, Nev is displaying the example above of random improbability as some might apply such to direct absolutes....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Are you bored Nev?
    Yes, I am, Dill. How very perceptive of you to notice. Well done.

    I have also had enough of dealng with fuckwits. I don't mean you or Tax. Just fuckwits in general.

    Have a nice evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Perhaps, in a round about manner, Nev is displaying the example above of random improbability as some might apply such to direct absolutes....
    If only I knew what that meant. I'll have two of what you're drinking, Jeff.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    If only I knew what that meant
    I think Jeff is hinting to you being anally retentive.


    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I'll have two of what you're drinking, Jeff.
    There's very little chance of you drinking two of what Jeff's drinking Nev, unless you've requested it.

    Nakhon Bumfuck to Bangkok to Tokyo to Portland Oregon, 26 hours 25 minutes with Somchai's pick up and the aptly named ANA Airways


    Have a nice evening also.

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    The last time I sat next to a random stranger on a long haul to Thailand from Manchester it turned out to be a right laugh.
    A tea total Muslim Thai professor who happened to be in charge of the Man City supporters club in Hat YaI.
    Amazing who you can meet on planes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    A tea total Muslim Thai professor who happened to be in charge of the Man City supporters club in Hat YaI.
    And you believed those three Lulus?

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    You couldn't make this shit up!

    However, i had no reason to doubt his sincerity.

    I tried to get him on the piss even when he was praying to Allah in his chair.

    He was highly knowledgable about the workings of Man City supporters clubs.

    Fooker works at Hat Yai uni.

    I swear he had better English than i

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    Geoff's attempt at poetry was terrible.

    Reminds me of the famous racist poem from when I was at school

    ''chinese, japanese, don't forget to wash your knees''

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    Geoff has fooked off to Benidorm
    Fook Thailand it's too expensive






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    The only ones who can afford Thailand is the likes of " Superrich Dillinger " so go on Geoff more videos of Benidorm ,

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    I see they're all wrapped up nice and warm at the same time as chitty was topping up his tan.

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    I somehow get the distinct impression Geoff voted for Brexit

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    geoff carter.
    in his element both in pattaya and now benidorm, what a fucking ignorant mouthy no necked fat ugly meatheaded and repulsive moron.

    his bullying yet faux cheerful chappie persona is very reminiscent of that of jimmy saville.

    his brain dead "mate" and the bloated baggy eyed horrorshow trailing along behind him are equally as obnoxious and repulsive.

    the fact that such despicable examples of humanity are able to freely communicate to hundreds of thousands of people is as good a reason as any to close down social media once and for all.

    what is the world coming to.

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    It's no bottom of the range Johnnie Walker.

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    So you still haven't educated yourself about the Johnnie Walker price range, then.

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    You forgot to mention the characteristically British habit of talking about getting drunk in the morning as if in itself it's some expression of individuality.
    most societies have a lower end, usually characterised by an inflated sense of entitlement, selfishness, boorishness and ignorance.

    but the british lower end is undoubtedly one of the most despicable on the planet. their blinkered nationalism, propensity towards alcohol fuelled violence coupled with an in your face swaggering attitude that oozes aggression, hatred and subliminal anger in equal amounts is well known

    thankfully though, the unique physical repulsiveness of these people and their poor dress sense makes them very easy to spot and avoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    So you still haven't educated yourself about the Johnnie Walker price range, then.
    Sure have buddy, only had to click on the link that you yourself put up for Tetco Lotat.




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    Geoff's living it up on the cheap, on his own in a deserted Tenerife now

    He's looking a bit haggard now, no offence Geoff.


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    Wasn't too sure what to make of GC. However that more than liberal drizzling of Brown Sauce onto Jockeys Whips has tipped the balance. Obviously the man is void of all culinary sophistication as anyone with even a limited basic knowledge, not withstanding salt/vinegar, simply knows that Heinz Tomato Sauce is the sole accompaniment to Jockeys Whips. Can't see him ever being allowed back in to Robins Restaurant ever again.

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