Wayne Kerr's Isaan Sojourn

**roderick17** · 21-01-2007, 07:47 PM

Wayne Kerr.

There is something about your Avartar that I find very appealing. I'm not sure whether its the femmes or the black suspenders !!. Anyway, is this picture taken in Thailand, if so where abouts is it ??

**Thetyim** · 21-01-2007, 08:30 PM

Is it a Homalopsid or mangrove snake ?

The males have have two penises

**Wayne Kerr** · 28-01-2007, 02:33 AM

Been away and pleased to see you chaps still thinking about this .. anyway they aint:

Tambelos, leeches, Homalopsid or mangrove snake

**dirtydog** · 11-02-2007, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Alright then here they are – 3 mystery photos. If any member can successfully identify the items in the pics I’ll make a donation to TeakDoor that the boss (or his alternate) can use to do “research” for the thread of his choice. Each of the items are animals (or parts of) and are eaten in China .

Bumpity bump, come on guys and gals I am skint, just make some wild guesses for Gods sake

**Wayne Kerr** · 16-02-2007, 09:14 PM

^ Alright DD, lets make this a little easier, if someone can pick what this is I'll pay up

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**daveboy** · 27-02-2007, 11:29 PM

^
pring

**stroller** · 28-02-2007, 01:13 AM

Fark, they're all some crawly disgusting tropic sort of thing which will disappear up your poophole and eat your guts, given half a chance, aren't they?

Cough up, I wanna see some more pics of skanky whores that DD will test for us.

**Wayne Kerr** · 05-03-2007, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Fark, they're all some crawly disgusting tropic sort of thing which will disappear up your poophole and eat your guts, given half a chance, aren't they?

Good try mate, but no cigar!

Originally Posted by stroller

Cough up, I wanna see some more pics of skanky whores that DD will test for us.

I hear ya mate, I hear ya! The offer still stands

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**Jock Itch** · 07-03-2007, 09:01 AM

........ looks like canine schlong to me ....

Jock

**Wayne Kerr** · 17-04-2007, 10:29 PM

Okay, one last chance:

^ the critters in the market

^ the critters on a plate

About $500/kg, only eaten in China, and a little bit in Vietnam to make noodles (fur). Hadn't noticed Jock Itch's post above before, but I have a feeling he can pick them.

**dirtydog** · 17-04-2007, 10:52 PM

Dogs dicks and jellyfish

**Wayne Kerr** · 17-04-2007, 11:02 PM

Man, this is hard work ... Jock help!

**dirtydog** · 17-04-2007, 11:12 PM

Fur just means noodles, the ones made out of rice, I think.

**Wayne Kerr** · 17-04-2007, 11:26 PM

^ actually fur also means "mia noi" ... sorry I'm just polishing up on my Vietnamese as I'm off to Cambodia tomorrow

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**dirtydog** · 17-04-2007, 11:48 PM

^ Got to learn the important stuff.

Ok I have come to realise my knowledge on edible sea animals penises is zero, I have even resorted to using Chinese google.

約有28,300項符合Vietnam sea animals with edible penises

But I did come across this strange fact.

According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. ...

**scorpio065** · 18-04-2007, 06:04 PM

i am dribbling just looking at the pictures, i must try this next time i'm in Thailand.

**Jock Itch** · 20-04-2007, 08:42 AM

well, if they're not canine schlongs or seals' johnsons, perhaps they are something like sipunculid worms - those feral beasties that they dig out of mangroves - supposed to cost a mint !! - any closer Mr Kerr ???

**Homer** · 20-04-2007, 04:21 PM

Great pics, I am just back from my first Issan visit, Not at all what I expected. The missus (well me actually) forgot to pack the camera so I sadly have nothing to share.

Really great experience though

**Wayne Kerr** · 25-04-2007, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jock Itch

well, if they're not canine schlongs or seals' johnsons, perhaps they are something like sipunculid worms - those feral beasties that they dig out of mangroves - supposed to cost a mint !! - any closer Mr Kerr ???

Someone pass JI a cigar, yes indeed they are mangrove worms that go for $100/kg wet weight and $500/kg dried... I guess that means it time for Wayne Kerr to cough up - shit I really had hoped this thread would get to 100 posts before I had to pay

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**dirtydog** · 25-04-2007, 10:53 PM

I said mangrove worms and you said no, bloody cheek, just cos I used the Malaysian word for mangrove worms, damn sure I wouldn't eat them even if they were 10baht per kilo

yuck..

**dirtydog** · 25-04-2007, 10:59 PM

Panjang rata-rata seekor tambelo adalah 30 cm. Yang paling lezat hanya bisa diperoleh di dalam dua jenis pohon bakau, yaitu Rhizophora stylosa dan R. apiculate. Satu jenis pohon bakau lain adalah R. micronata yang umumnya didiami jenis tambelo yang disebut Dicyathifera mucronata. Jenis tambelo ini tidak terlampau enak untuk dimakan.

**Wayne Kerr** · 25-04-2007, 11:06 PM

DD - yes you may be right! I'd be prepared to wager a double or nothing on this. If I can't prove you wrong in the next 30 minutes, I'll fund two threads. If I can I'll fund none. You up for that?

**Wayne Kerr** · 25-04-2007, 11:37 PM

Anyway DD I'm sure you know by now the bloody Malaysians aint so smart. The Malay word Tambelo refers to a wood boring mangrove mollusc, not a worm, actually just last week I ate some in Cambodia - here are my pics:

^ Knocking open a bit of mangrove wood in Cambodia looking for a wood boring mollusc

^ Here they are

^ Look nothing like a bloody worm

^Tasty suckers

Anyway only joking about that double or nothing thing. Jock Itch picked em fair and square. Was just trying to push this thread out to 100 posts

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**William** · 25-04-2007, 11:42 PM

^having followed your travels (via excellent threads), I'm somewhat suprised you get paid to work

Looks the idea life to me...

**dirtydog** · 26-04-2007, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Look nothing like a bloody worm

Looks like a yucky worm to me

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Was just trying to push this thread out to 100 posts

Time to lock it

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