Thread: Four Seasons Hotel,Chiang Mai

A mate of mine stopped in one of these places for a mid-morning coffee with his gal, just to see what it was like.

Two coffees: 2,500B. Ka-ching. Thank you very much.

So, meet you all there for Sunday brunch?

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

So, meet you all there for Sunday brunch?

i shall be availing myself of the all you can eat sausage buffet for 150 baht at that sausage place near my new place.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i shall be availing myself of the all you can eat sausage buffet for 150 baht at that sausage place near my new place.

Are they proper sausages or the shit they serve here?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Are they proper sausages or the shit they serve here?

it's a german sausage restaurant.

they supply the supermarkets here.

not an english sausage i'm afraid, but they sell a truly great black pudding and i'm thrilled they are 3 minutes away.

I'll check them out when I Christen your spare room.

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Two coffees: 2,500B. Ka-ching. Thank you very much.

Fucking hell. Did you nick anything to compensate? The table would have been a start.

Originally Posted by benbaaa

A mate of mine stopped in one of these places for a mid-morning coffee with his gal, just to see what it was like.

Two coffees: 2,500B. Ka-ching. Thank you very much.

I know

A friend of mine went there and had seventeen Gin and Tonics. He said the bill was for B123,690, which he could not understand as that amount was not divisible by 17

The Four Seasons Chiang Mai is pretty much non pareil when it comes to a spa resort- it carries a very strong reputation with people who don't need to ask the price, the sort of people that when you tell them it's a rip off will answer yes, so what? They know it's good, thats all they need to know, and the hotel does not need to aggressively discount.

I've stayed there, once. Personally, I'd pay the bit extra and choose an Aman resort over this place, and I also prefer the Oberoi in Bali, and the Datai in Langkawi.

I understand from friends who visit the Four Seasons on a regular basis, that on sundays,they do an "all you can eat" buffet,which i`m told is very popular and good. cost is 3,500 Baht. Think I`ll go check it out,next time I`m passing....

stayed a few years back and don't see what's so special about it. The villa came with a housekeeper - my personal Thai Rosa Klebb, who couldn't cook an omelette but kept telling me that Hillary Clinton had stayed in my room - a house type hut with a dining table for 14 and a poxy sheep dip plunge pool.

LOTS of snakes inthe grounds -there was a great big brown f---ing snake sat under my mate's/ biz partners chair in the garden outside. It shot out like a rocket when he sat down. I got pissed one night (well every night), but only once took a late stroll to enjoy the night atmosphere (and smoke joint in a quiet corner) and fell in the 'rice paddy'.

The 'viilage' staff are togged in a sort of Yohji styled peasant garb. It's a Thai village without that yaba, 7/11, alcoholic fathers and brothers and hookers - unless you count the trophy wifes queueing to spend 200 us on weird spa treatments.

Fancied a shag in town but they didn't have a car available at 1130 one night. Had to insist they dragged manager out and his driver/car took me - cheeky sods for that kind of $$! Guests there don't usually go out much at night. Didn't drag back though, so no idea if they charge a joiner fee

Had a massage a couple of times but no happy endings. No plan to return and now I'm retired can't afford to anymore!

Four season is the perfect destination in Thailand, i got their once and that was memorable time i spent on the island. I am going to that place again as it is really great place to enjoy your weekend.

island,what island?

The island of Thailand?...lol...

^ hahaha lol heh heh lol

he may be referring to Koh Samui

Is there a Four Seasons on Samui?

^ google is your friend

Koh Samui Resort | Thailand Resort | Four Seasons Resort Koh Samui


it's not so difficult