I had the misfortune to sit next to one on a night flight to London. I normally choose an aisle seat so I can get in and out easily, and normally expect to get some sleep.
However the wobbly next to me decided he wanted absolutely everything that every other passenger requested (except the duty free, obviously, because that involved spending money). On about the eighth attempt at him trying to grab something from a stewardess, this time a kids colouring book and pens, I basically turned to him and growled "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP".
At which point he hid under a blanket and remained well behaved for the rest of the flight.
A mate of mine is flying Jet Airways to BKK via Delhi this week. I think I might have a couple of valium waiting for him when he arrives in Pattaya.
When I opened my first little hotel at Phuket Airport around 2005, I hadn't got a clue....I ordered my meal. I got even more uneasy when I noticed that he was refusing to write anything down. “Oh, don’t worry, I remember,” he assured me.
Some of our first guests were 20 aged female cyclists from Holland.
At their first breakfast, my new Thai staff tried to take all the orders without writing it down. There was every combination of fried egg, soft-poached egg, hard-boiled egg, lightly-toasted bread, crispy bacon, not-crispy bacon etc.
Of course, we totally fcuked it all up and forgot the order details - so just gave them all the same type of omelette.
They never complained..... nice people the Dutch.
As for Indian customers, they are generally a hassle. I've learnt to charge out extra pillows because they always demand an extra half-dozen. I have to hide the free tea and coffee supplies because they will grab the lot.
Best hotel customers? Swedes, Norwegians, Dutch and Ozzies are always easy-going.
The best customers are definitely Americans...
The worst customers are definitely Americans, especially loud, obese women from New York.....
Simon
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
Originally Posted by MidobviouslyOriginally Posted by DrAndy
Fook all has changed then!Originally Posted by Simon43
Simon, I'm sorry but, I've read all your posts and there must be something not quite right in your head!
Never had any real problems with places I've stayed at. Before paying I check the room out with a quick look-over to see if it's worth the price.
I've stayed at resorts, guest-houses, overnight in short-time motels and all ranges of hotels (up to 1200b) and as long as I can get a good nights sleep and have got somewhere safe to park my bike then I'm basically a happy bunny.
Sure, some motels don't have a porno channel or two, or some do but nobody has realised that the pornos have finished and it's time to put in a new one.
In some hotels you can look through the air vents while showering and see other stayers walking passed your room. Like wise, whilst walking down the corridor I can look into other people's bathrooms while they're showering too. Some bathroom doors in hotels don't close properly leaving a gap to peer through at someone showering if someone had voyeuristic tendencies.
I've forgotten the amount of times there's been faulty showerheads that leaked more water than it sprayed or, only 5-6 nozzles were working as the rest were blocked up. One Chinese run hotel didn't even have a mirror anywhere in the room but luckily I've got a good memory for faces. Then there's the high end hotel in Aranyaprathet that thinks they can get 15 cups of tea out of one Liptons teabag floating in a hot water jar.
Some border area hotels have so many tv channels that by the time you've flicked through them all, the channel that seemed the most interesting has already finished by the time you get back to it. Another place in Aran has Cambodian staff who always seems to give me Sprite whenever I ask for Coke.
Then there's the beach-view rooms that requires you to stand on the air-con unit to enable you only a glimpse of a small patch of sea water or, in the case of a room with a balcony, you can lean over the low balcony rails precariously to get an unobstructed view of the beach whilst trying desperately not to raise the Pattayanese suicide statistics because the hotel, and it's beach-view rooms, are actually facing the hotel next door.
All in all, just a few little issues that makes staying somewhere a little bit more memorable.
Sorry, Tel - can't agree with that. The writer comes across as an utter prick, imo.Originally Posted by terry57
Lots of Indians here in Oman. I'm sorry to say that my impression of the fellas I work with is not good. I've always had good experiences in the UK, never worked with Indians educated in India before...Originally Posted by Wizard of Oz
Cycling should be banned!!!
Yeah right, check the websites for good hotels in Phuket on A-locations and you will not find a good one under 10000 baht a nite outside the wetseason.
Personell barely speaks english, nightguards sleeping behind the desk, showerhead to low and jammed, tv channels not programmed, aircon makes noise, very hard matresses, green pools, nails coming out of the deck at the pools etc etc.
When i pay prices like 200 pound a nite or more everything should be perfect.
Thailand has no world class hotels.
The top end offerings where I've stayed, paying from 7-50k a night, like the Oriental, Peninsula, Sukhothai, Amanpuri, Banyan Tree, Sheraton et al are generally very good five star properties with lots of smiling, wai-ing staff who add a certain finesse, but rarely genuine hospitality or much else beyond the superficial.
When things go wrong, as they can do anywhere, what separates an excellent hotel from the mediocre is the way in which it is dealt with. With the sole exception of the Peninsula in Bkk, where they had a world class GM a few years back (Ian Couglan), Thai hotels fall short, IME
The other hotel across the river is nothing more than a pose joint for hiso Thai weddings with big face and naive once in a lifetime trippers.
That said, the massage therapist at the London Dorchester never offered me a BJ for an extra 60 quid, as has happened in one lovely hotel on Sathorn.
On that alone, Thailand still has a USP
“If we stop testing right now we’d have very few cases, if any.” Donald J Trump.
It's not LM either.
If yr posting from Thailand it could be awkward.
My lady in Chiangmai told me not to post any political stuff there, too many spies around.
If you do, change computers, locations etc and use proxies, never give away who you are.
All you people spend time slagging off the Thai's and Thailand......If you don't like it why don't you f**k of and find somewhere else to live. Or are you too frightened to go elsewhere ???.
Geoff not all slag off just the idiots, that not even stay here.
Thanks for that Geoff.Originally Posted by geoff
Folks who live in America, Americans or other, should they fuk off out of the country if they mention that taxes are rising, the school system is inadequate or the local community offices are closed at inconvenient times? The same for Europe, Aussieland, anywhere else?
Out of interest, why would posters be frightened to live somewhere else? Please advise as I don't understand your comment.
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