Thread: Phuket Tourist Lights Up a Joint in Bangla and Patong Police Pounce

Originally Posted by toslti

He'll probably plead some 'religious objection' to being banged up in a Thai cell not Kosher food, can't have Fridays off etc. Then the Israeli Embassy will come in and get him out...or no more military support.

Typical Israeli.... no regard for other cultures, rules or sensitivities....

Shabib Mazzawi

mr. mazzawi aint no jew, he may have an israeli pasport but with that name he is an arab with israeli nationality.

Originally Posted by Strongarm

Originally Posted by toslti

He'll probably plead some 'religious objection' to being banged up in a Thai cell not Kosher food, can't have Fridays off etc. Then the Israeli Embassy will come in and get him out...or no more military support.

Typical Israeli.... no regard for other cultures, rules or sensitivities....

In all my travels I have met people from all over the world, and I've found that every country has good and bad people, but I am yet to meet a single Israeli that I thought was a person worth spending time with.

Every Israeli I've meet has been a right kunt, and most of the time a smelly kunt....do they sell Rexona in Israel?????

I've been living in Israel for one year. I came to the country thinking the people would be like you described. I have actually met a lot of very wonderful people. Yes, some of them seem a bit rude/loud/rough on the surface but if you actually speak to them they are a lot different under that exterior. I have really enjoyed my stay here, would stay longer if my company asked me to.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Originally Posted by toslti

He'll probably plead some 'religious objection' to being banged up in a Thai cell not Kosher food, can't have Fridays off etc. Then the Israeli Embassy will come in and get him out...or no more military support.

Typical Israeli.... no regard for other cultures, rules or sensitivities....

Shabib Mazzawi

mr. mazzawi aint no jew, he may have an israeli pasport but with that name he is an arab with israeli nationality.

Probably correct. About 20% of the people in Israel are not jews. That percentage is getting higher and the government is a bit concerned.

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Bystanders noticed the aroma in that part of Patong was different to the usual mix of adrenalin and trash, and called police.

555, some editorial license there. Was this written by harrybaracuda?

Huh? I'd say it's smells of trash, sweat and dried squid.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by dirtydog

he had been sold the 1.5 grams for 1000 baht by a Thai man.

Wow! Did he get ripped off or what?

Not too long ago one could purchase an entire 'stick' for 5 cents US from the pool boy at the Nana Hotel.

No idea, I dont buy or smoke illegal drugs.

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by dirtydog

he had been sold the 1.5 grams for 1000 baht by a Thai man.

Wow! Did he get ripped off or what?

Not too long ago one could purchase an entire 'stick' for 5 cents US from the pool boy at the Nana Hotel.

No idea, I dont buy or smoke illegal drugs.

Well aren't you just the good little boy.

Originally Posted by xnazi

Originally Posted by Orroz

Originally Posted by xnazi

jewishmutherfuckers.

Xnazi my arse. You sound like a full on Nazi. Are you upset because they killed Jesus?

not in the slightest bit interested whom killed Jesus......but when Mossad agents enter another persons country and steal dead persons identities and use them for there own dirty stinkin gains.....then YES , im callin them as i said....jewishmutherfuckers.

are you saying mossad killed jesus - the fukers.

Originally Posted by teddy

Originally Posted by xnazi

Originally Posted by Orroz

Originally Posted by xnazi

jewishmutherfuckers.

Xnazi my arse. You sound like a full on Nazi. Are you upset because they killed Jesus?

not in the slightest bit interested whom killed Jesus......but when Mossad agents enter another persons country and steal dead persons identities and use them for there own dirty stinkin gains.....then YES , im callin them as i said....jewishmutherfuckers.

are you saying mossad killed jesus - the fukers.

a distinked possibility , i never concidered ....lol

Originally Posted by toslti

He'll probably plead some 'religious objection' to being banged up in a Thai cell not Kosher food, can't have Fridays off etc. Then the Israeli Embassy will come in and get him out...or no more military support.

Typical Israeli.... no regard for other cultures, rules or sensitivities....

I would like to point out his Palestinian name.

wonder what he was on when he decided
to pay 1000 baht for 1 and 1/2 grams.

Originally Posted by billy the kid

wonder what he was on when he decided to pay 1000 baht for 1 and 1/2 grams.

All expense paid Vacation.

Originally Posted by toslti

Typical Israeli.... no regard for other cultures, rules or sensitivities....

Fair comment that one. Israeli's are the devils sperm with zero respect for no bastard.

Should ban them from the kingdom same as they have in Malaysia.

Originally Posted by terry57

same as they have in Malaysia.

assalumalikum!

Add ma emmak neketo la bayyak men tizo, hebil fik men bayadto

Originally Posted by baobao

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

Trans generational medical studies are showing very disturbing evidence of mental illness and cognitive damage to pot smokers. Even the Dutch are now tightening their once very liberal laws.

Citation needed

Source: Trans generational medical Studies. Are you dumb or what? Now, let me go back to my 10th beer, which is in no way harmful according to Ethanol consumptional Studies.

/s

Originally Posted by crocodilexp

let me go back to my 10th beer

What size are those beers?

Originally Posted by terry57

Should ban them from the kingdom same as they have in Malaysia.

Why do you ban them?

Hehehehahahahohoho Bahrain does business with Israel.

Originally Posted by IceSpike

Originally Posted by terry57

Should ban them from the kingdom same as they have in Malaysia.

Why do you ban them?

Hehehehahahahohoho Bahrain does business with Israel.

No they don't, not officially. But the Yids do have an office in Qatar.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

No they don't, not officially. But the Yids do have an office in Qatar

Maryjane is not offically legal either.

Despite the tense relations between the two nations, Bahrain is one of the few Arab nations that gives entry to Israeli citizens.

Hummm, maybe to attend Michael Jackson Big Screen concerts?(not likely) Maybe for tourism?
Gee maybe because Bahrain is "Business Friendly".

Originally Posted by terry57

Should ban them from the kingdom same as they have in Malaysia.

Places like Kho Pha Ngna are crawling with the blighters. Talk like this would bring a tear to the furhers eye...

cheers

I thought he had a very good reason for breaking the law, as he explained to the police, .... " told officers that he enjoyed smoking marijuana".

Good enough explanation .... Go directly to jail, do not pass go, to not collect 200 Baht!

Originally Posted by IceSpike

Originally Posted by terry57

Should ban them from the kingdom same as they have in Malaysia.

Why do you ban them?

Urm thats a easy question.

You ban the throttlers because there despised throughout Thailand and most of the world because of there crap attitude and there feelings of superiority over the natives.

There dealings with the Thais are diabolical, there getting around in groups and there tight arsed way of trying to save 1 baht on a 5 baht transaction shits me to death.

In other words. Fok them bro.

Cheers and have a nice day.

There dealings with the Thais are diabolical, there getting around in groups and there tight arsed way of trying to save 1 baht on a 5 baht transaction shits me to death.

their dealings with the thai sound like fair play to me.

thais dislike them because, unlike the dumb falang who is so easily fooled and parted from their cash, the israelis are not stupid enough to be fooled by the constant and pathetic scamming that thais working in the tourist industry are famed for.

the thais just dont like it up'em.

with thais taking every advantage possible of tourists by overcharging them, double pricing them, scamming them, cheating them and looking down on them, its good to see at least one group not being intimidated by the constant self pitying spiel that the thais come up with to justify their prices and scams.

the israelis have every right to feel superior to the average lowlife lying cheating scamming thai tourist operative.

^

I'm hearing what you say Tax but unfortunately I can not agree as I feel its a tad unfair to caste all Thais in that light.

Away from the major tourist spots the Thais are a fairly good lot and I've met many over the years who have done me a good deed but fair crack, the ones inhabiting heavily touristed areas leave a lot to be desired.

But in reality they deal day in day out with the real dregs of humanity especially in places like Pattaya where they encounter the worlds scum seeking sex with any thing that moves. Its no wonder they don't give a fuk anymore.

But we digress, in my early Back Packing days I uncounted so many young Israeli arseholes getting around that it made me realize why they are universally despised. Real foking loud mouthed tight fisted pigs and not to be associated with the average traveler.

Sort of bangs it home when that dumb fuk thinks he's that superior he can walk down Soi Bangla smoking a joint.

Fuk em all Tax, there all yours bro and give me the Thais any day.