Thread: Lucky man marries thai twins simultaneously

Imagine never being able to win an argument in your own home

Originally Posted by Nawty

Would be sweet if they were bisexual and born in Tasmania.

3 years ago, wonder if still together ?


I had a friend that had conjoined brothers. One was gay and the other was straight. Told me a story about how the gay one had invited his boyfriend over to stay the night for the first time.

The straight one was panicking cos they only had one arsehole between them.

deserves a green!

The fact that this story is identical to the old one a few years ago (like it's something new) tells me that it's probably bogus.

Picture them as a set of headphones.... nagging and nagging. Now, at the same time I could picture their asses as a set of ear muffs. That's not so bad I wonder if an asshole sounds like the ocean? You know, like a seashell. You'd have the sea in stereophonic sound.

Originally Posted by Panda

Originally Posted by Nawty

Would be sweet if they were bisexual and born in Tasmania.

3 years ago, wonder if still together ?


I had a friend that had conjoined brothers. One was gay and the other was straight. Told me a story about how the gay one had invited his boyfriend over to stay the night for the first time.

The straight one was panicking cos they only had one arsehole between them.

deserves a green!

i agree. Nawty should run the repo table twice with that post.

Originally Posted by tjyflhol

This story is about 3 years old.

Still a lucky bastard though.

I thought so....looked familiar.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

If cmn see's this thread he will probably kill himself

snigger.

i'll send the link...

Originally Posted by BugginOut

Twice the headache. Twice the superstitious beliefs. Their word against yours. etc. Plus you'd always get the strange feeling that they were plotting your demise telepathically. I would rather pay for that arrangement for a night than dive into it for a lifetime.

well said that man.

that bladdy article reads like something out of the daily mail!

Nevermind the drawbacks, he is one lucky SOB! And the twins don't need someone to talk to when he comes home as they have themselves! He can go out for a beer with his mates while the twins have a cozy DVD-evening. When he comes home drunk and horny he's got 2 hot twins in his bed..

Originally Posted by plorf

When he comes home drunk and horny he's got 2 hot twins in his bed..

would that be the reality?

Hah, let me have a go and you'll see! And make that 4 hot twins, depending on how drunk I am.

I had twins once.

Unfortunately not at the same time.

You guys are weird..

Damn, there's an item from my bucket list.... Marrying Thai Twins...

^Nah, you just have to be more clever than that. Just pretend to divorce one and the other will leave you out of solidarity with her twin sister as well.

Originally Posted by plorf

^Nah, you just have to be more clever than that. Just pretend to divorce one and the other will leave you out of solidarity with her twin sister as well.

Smart.

Man you guys bring back old memories. I had twins live across the street from me when I was in grade school. Hard to tell which was which and my sister said they played me a lot. Later in high school there was another set of twins who where friends of my sister. I dated one of them. Marry one - NEVER. Smart twins have it down to a sience and your arse is grass and they are a doubled powered lawn mower. Great for fun, but, forget the serious stuff - you can only be their fool, and that's only if they let you be.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Agree, old old news.

Had no idea this was a repeat. I never heard the story before.

Would be interesting to know how he fares now...
I wouldn't mind borrowing them for a night or two, they're quite pretty.

every night is saturday night

Question is does Daffney's twins in his fantasy have identical penis' ?

Originally Posted by attaboy

I think he just cut his lifespan in half. He will have to get them both pregnant right away or they will drain his life force from him. Two women every night, even Superman can't keep up with that pace.

Three - four years on from this event, I wonder how truly miserable he is now?

This man richly deserves the misery he has purchased.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Lucky? No way.
He has two identical women that's boring, no variety.

that's like saying 2 scopes of chocolate ice-cream is boring. I see it as twice the goodness!

This man is lucky.