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    Are women now obsolete?

    I picked this up on the local news. This is one for you ugly computer attached folk. I think I will stick with the real thing for as long as I can.

    Virtual sex is coming soon
    • January 12, 2009
    While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated "the newest breakthrough in sex technology".

    He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" that contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.

    One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.

    The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.

    RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronise with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.

    "You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.

    The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theatre" at a price of $US1 ($A1.43) per minute. RealTouch is priced at $US150 ($A214.16) and begins selling in the US in February.

    RealTouch product manager Drysdale said Sunday that it will be available internationally by mid-year.

    AFP

    Virtual sex is coming soon

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    Jumping Jawsus, I guess that might be oK for some sTrollie like folks, but I be damned if I would want one,, someone got to be able to do the fucking dishes and it damn sure aint gonna be me.

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    How sad is that?

    Not for women, mind you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    How sad is that? Not for women, mind you!
    SO What, women have always had stuff, cucumbers, zuchini, sausages, Bananas and if they got desperate they could always shut th fuck up long enough to get some dude to do it to em,, then there was the electronic era and the Vibrating dildo.
    So I think it should be about time someone invented something for those dudes that like a phony once in awhile.. even the assholes that can't get layed get horny too.

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    A remotely controlled dildo via the net could be interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    How sad is that?
    Yes, I have tried to visualise it. I suppose it may fill a market and many, even the disabled may find it beneficial. It does raise some very touchy moral and ethical issues about human sexuality that may be difficult to discuss here. I certainly won't be going anywhere near it on this forum.

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    Someone once told me that no question is a stupid question ... I think they must have been wrong

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    I see it as a male dildo, not too touchy or controversial imo.
    A lot of pc freaks will be quite happy they don't have to improve their peoples skills ;-) I find those realistic sex dolls far more strange.

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    What a brilliant idea although it doesn't immediately appeal to me.

    Sex sells and so it seems cyber space mechanically delivered simulation may do so as well.

    I sincerely hope this new device will keep the child molesters and pooves off the streets.

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    So if it replicates what is on TV....what happens if you drop the remote during arousal and it flicks over to Animal Planet and some tiger is about to rip the head off of a deer or something ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by plorf
    those realistic sex dolls far more strange.
    Maybe there is an opportunity for a robotics engineer to step in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr
    Someone once told me that no question is a stupid question ... I think they must have been wrong
    Do you think they ever could be? I know we all sometimes wish they were. I find that feeling passes with time. I know you are still stuggling with your sexuality, but I find that they are still attractive most of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    SO What, women have always had stuff, cucumbers, zuchini, sausages, Bananas and if they got desperate they could always shut th fuck up long enough to get some dude to do it to em,, then there was the electronic era and the Vibrating dildo. So I think it should be about time someone invented something for those dudes that like a phony once in awhile.. even the assholes that can't get layed get horny too.

    Hey blackjack, you have always had your right hand. Working as usual now, I would say!!!!!!!

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    hi lily.

    lovely to see you back.

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    As if women didn't have a hand to help themselves, silly comparion Lily
    But he's right after all, it's just a very hi-tech male dildo.

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    Oh great, another reason for men to be lazy, and stay on the computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phuketbound
    men to be lazy, and stay on the computer.
    PB this is almost sexual stereotyping. In protest, as a man, I am going to tell my wife to turn off my computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    So if it replicates what is on TV....what happens if you drop the remote during arousal and it flicks over to Animal Planet and some tiger is about to rip the head off of a deer or something ?
    thats more like it - Yell out cover your teeth I guess!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda View Post
    A remotely controlled dildo via the net could be interesting.
    Could open up a whole new era in virus writing. Imagine your todger being held hostage inside that thing until you transferred the contents of your bank account to a gang of Russian hackers? Hmm, time to brush up on my coding skills........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by phuketbound
    men to be lazy, and stay on the computer.
    PB this is almost sexual stereotyping. In protest, as a man, I am going to tell my wife to turn off my computer.
    I bet the real thing is much better than the virtual one (not that I have any idea being a woman) . Now turn off the computer..go on, get out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    How sad is that?

    Not for women, mind you!
    I heard there was a prototype. Apparently it only worked for 2 mins before going to sleep.

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    google images - safe mode off - "Adult Entertainment Expo"

    bwahahahahaha


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    A real live woman will always be the best, period. b.s. with that other nonesense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plorf
    I see it as a male dildo, not too touchy or controversial imo.
    I don't really know what a male dildo would be, but I hear that sTroller has a Butt Plug, would that qualify? OH wait a minute, maybe they said "He is a butt plug".

    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Hey blackjack, you have always had your right hand. Working as usual now, I would say!!!!!!!
    Never had to use it dear, My mom beat the shit outta me when i was 5 and she caught the 10 year old neighbor girl blowing the slobbering blues on my meat whistle. and my stepdad opened a whorehouse when I was 7.
    Never had to worry about that hand jive to much unless it was in competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ceburat
    A real live woman will always be the best, period. b.s. with that other nonesense.
    Yea, but sometimes the bullshit is just to much tho, but you can always change women, I have done that numerous times,,
    Women be just like street cars,, stand there and every 5 minutes another one comes along

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