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    Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo

    A naked British tourist had to be rescued after falling from a hotel balcony while covered in poo in Thailand’s ‘Sin City

    The man was said to be ‘extremely drunk’ when he returned to his room in Pattaya’s red light district in the early hours of this morning.
    Groans and banging was later heard coming from the 51-year-old’s room at The Freelancer Hotel but staff thought nothing of it.
    It was only when his legs crashed through the ceiling of an adjacent internet café after he plunged from the balcony that they realised something was amiss

    Shocked gamers called police as the naked holidaymaker, believed to be from Blackburn cried for help with his legs dangling from the floorboards


    Subsequent pictures showed him being guided to an ambulance while covered up in a blanket.
    He was taken to hospital with minor injuries and to sober up, police said.
    Officers later checked his room, where they discovered excrement smeared across the floor.
    Police lieutenant Thanawee Yarangsee said: ‘We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room to make it so dirty but there was nothing illegal


    ‘It is his private life, so he will have to speak with the hotel to negotiate the bill.’
    Somrak Senso, 28, witnessed the incident and said the café was full with about 20 people at the time.
    He said: ‘I was sitting playing games downstairs. I heard the first thump. I didn’t think much of it. After a while, there was another thump

    The ceiling started to break more. There were legs coming down, right on my head. So I called the staff to come and look


    After a while, it seemed like the ceiling was sinking



    ‘I was very shocked. So I ran up to look. I smelled it, but I thought it was a broken water pipe or something.’


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    The first
    DUMPANDSEE in the era of
    TRUMPANZEE

    On waking up in the rear ward his fist words were, did Wingman save the sausages?


    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    The Freelancer Hotel

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    The most shocking part of this story is that there is still an Internet cafe in Pattaya.

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    This kind of stuff happens all the time up North.

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    Let's take a moment and spare a thought for the poor gamers who had to be evacuated from their gaming station in the middle of a 24 hour Fortnight battle because of a shitty leg dripping through the ceiling.

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    Police lieutenant Thanawee Yarangsee said: ‘We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room to make it so dirty


    i bet you do…


    but there was nothing illegal




    how did he decide that so quickly?

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    Legs dangling from the floorboards...???

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    Looks like the German has got away

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    Good post DrWilly. I enjoy many of the drunken Brit stories. No one suffering major harmed here.

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    Pattaya has a red light district?

    I am shocked. Must write a stern letter to the mayor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    Pattaya has a red light district?

    I am shocked. Must write a stern letter to the mayor.
    I will be awaiting the response.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Police lieutenant Thanawee Yarangsee said: ‘We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room to make it so dirty but there was nothing illegal
    I have no ideas at all. Should I ask? Or is that too indelicate for TD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    I will be awaiting the response.



    Dear Mr. Shutree,

    Blah Blah Blah World Class facilities blah blah Family friendly destination blah blah.

    Yours sincerely,
    The Mayor.

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    Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo
    willy, yet again and certainly not for the last time posting his "pick of the pulitzers" in a vainglorious attempt to drag the forum down to his abysmal level of engagement.

    poor chap, financially desperate, borderline alcoholic, not getting any younger and relegated to janitorial duties in africa thanks to his deserved unpopularity, his well publicised personality defects and his lifelong incompetence at anything more demanding than wielding a brush and a mop, he now spends his days trawling the net for the lowrent clickbait he finds amusing in an effort to up his post count on a slowly dying internet forum for equally rancid old grizzlers in thailand.

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    They need to start selling adult nappies at the 7/11 in Pattaya.

    Some retirees can't hold there Chang like they used to.

    The infamous "Chang Squirts" can strike at any time!!

    Best advice is to drink Cheers Beer like a seasoned pro, much less likely to have this particular type of incident however be warned the diarrhoea pertudes verbally.
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    on a slowly dying internet forum for equally rancid old grizzlers in thailand.
    yet here you are, posting away like a fevered madman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    The infamous "Chang Squirts" can strike at any time!!
    Coupled with bad street food in bag. Musta been a real treat to clean it up.

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    Shit happens !

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    Yeah, crappy situation for all involved.

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    What Thai's must think of us I do not know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Yeah, crappy situation for all involved.
    It's the turd world, innit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    It's the turd world, innit.
    Heaven for a collector at "Bucket O'Clock"

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    willy


    willy, yet again and certainly not for the last time posting his "pick of the pulitzers" in a vainglorious attempt to drag the forum down to his abysmal level of engagement.

    poor chap, financially desperate, borderline alcoholic, not getting any younger and relegated to janitorial duties in africa thanks to his deserved unpopularity, his well publicised personality defects and his lifelong incompetence at anything more demanding than wielding a brush and a mop, he now spends his days trawling the net for the lowrent clickbait he finds amusing in an effort to up his post count on a slowly dying internet forum for equally rancid old grizzlers in thailand.
    I enjoy many of these juvenile threads. If I'm not having some good laughs about life in Thailand, I risk ending up like your old sparring partner, SA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 39TG View Post
    I enjoy many of these juvenile threads. If I'm not having some good laughs about life in Thailand, I risk ending up like your old sparring partner, SA.

    Im not sure why tax objects to heavily about these threads of shitty English men up to no good. Does he somehow feel some sort of kinship? Is he worried he’ll end up in the papers and plastered on the forum with his proclivities on lurid display? Does he know these people as his friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    pertudes
    I had to look that one up. Just in case it was a real word.

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