Thread: Illegal Canadian Massage Therapist Arrested with Drugs on Pha Ngan Island

An illegal Canadian massage therapist was arrested with illegal drugs on the Koh Pha Ngan district in Surat Thani.


The Surat Thani immigration told the Phuket Express that earlier this week they arrested a suspect identified only as Mr. Ky, 48, Canadian national, at a massage parlor in the Koh Pha Ngan sub-district. Seized from him was 0.15 grams of Ecstasy in his pocket. He was arrested while he was massaging his customer.

He told police that the drug was used only for himself and not for sale. He was taken to the Koh Pha Ngan police Station to face charges of illegal possession of category 1 drugs and working illegally.


In Thailand, a massage therapist is a protected occupation, notes The Phuket Express, with no work permits available for the role.

Illegal Canadian Massage Therapist Arrested with Drugs on Pha Ngan Island - The Phuket Express

What a weird man. I hope he has a wealthy dad.

Thai are such a ridiculous preposterous people. That photograph of practically the island's entire police force lined up behind a massage table and our Canuck slope is a hoot. Why are they standing at attention?

Standard issue photo.

There was a better photo of them nabbing him while someone was actually on his table, but I can't find it.

Added: Ah, here 'tis.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Standard issue photo.

Er, which is why they’re such a ridiculous and preposterous people, you oaf.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Er, which is why they’re such a ridiculous and preposterous people, you oaf.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

his client was a chap so he was probably offering a full service and no doubt a bit of botty play.

Hell of an assumption to be making. But I guess that’s what happens when you live in the sewer of South East Asia.

What, a fucking naked rubdown from a frazzled old scrawny canuck on a third world island at 3000 baht a pop, and you think he ain’t getting an arse tickle and a quick hand shandy at the very least???!!

You fecking dopey eejit.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Standard issue photo.

There was no pointing therefore it's not a standard issued photo

Originally Posted by 39TG

What a weird man. I hope he has a wealthy dad.

definitely strange

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Jesus, he’s only 48?

Must be doing a lot of speed. That side profile is cadaverous. He’s a Polack Canuck. It seems he was charging 3000 baht and on looking at other photos his client was a chap so he was probably offering a full service and no doubt a bit of botty play.

It's good they covered yer face when the bib turned up. Was the bottom play interupted ?sausages

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