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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    But really, friends are but enemies in disguise, in most cases.
    And that right there is why you are a miserable MF living in a shithole Condo in Pattaya. You have no network to improve your situation.

    While I am not going to say what US company I have and currently work for you are again 100% full of your typical BS. Do you ever stop? Like Backspin on this forum do you ever just take a step back and say...I am wrong and really don't know or do you play on like a fucking idiot.

    Go out on your balcony and get some of that Fresh Pattaya ocean air. I think your are suffering from oxygen deficiency.

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    Looks like stumpy and ao want to have a knob waving contest.

    Stumpys missus has got a ba, he knows a few builders and he had lunch with his mate the gardener....... well thats about a 4 incher tops.

    AO knows the head of a bank and a water company, a finer combination of criminality and corruption would be hard to find, nevertheless it tops stumpys shrivelled offering by a couple of inches. AO, you take the runners up medal with 6 inches.

    But, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my record beating purple headed ten inch throbmonster because I was once driven around bangkok, well for about 10 minutes, in the back of one of the late kings stretch limos.

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    Man. Tax didn't take his morning med regiment before posting. Let's give him a few after he opens that M-S pill box and Takes Thursday Meds.

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    I just wasted 5 minutes of my life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    I just wasted 5 minutes of my life...
    Actually Tops, you didn't. You learned that SA is full of shit and Tax is off his early morning meds. So it wasn't a waste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Actually Tops, you didn't. You learned that SA is full of shit and Tax is off his early morning meds. So it wasn't a waste.
    I've known it for years, I did enjoy reading your backstory though, so it wasn't a complete waste. Some people come here to argue so they can get the attention they're missing out in their lives, so you're fulfilling a desperate need of theirs when you respond. Personally, I find it's usually not worth it. If you gave SA a bar of gold, he'd bitch about how heavy it was.
    "I was a good student. I comprehend very well, OK, better than I think almost anybody," - President Trump comparing his legal knowledge to a Federal judge.

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    I’m just a tourist here on a retirement visa. Chilling the fu&$ out. Not interested in Thai politics. Not interested in the reasons why others have chose to live wherever it is they’ve planted roots. Good for you.

    If you happen to visit Patters and want some good American style grub … Tigglebitties is the spot. If you want a burger apparently the “smash” burger is most people’s fave here. I’d go with Prime Burger for one of this type. Not a fan myself but haven’t found the proper superior all beef patty type preferred by most of us septics. Want a good pastry then Le Cremiere is top shelf. I think some Belgian commie runs the place. For our genetically deficient cousins across the pond and down under then Hemingways is probably the best all in one spot for cottage pie, shepherd pie, bangers & mash or meat pies. The original is in Jomtien and a new on just opened out at Lake Mabprachan. Unless you’re a farang ki nook and then Cheap Charlie’s might be a better option for you. For you brother fat bastuds there’s a pretty good geedunk store here in Jomtien stocked with all sorts of farang candy to cereals to tater chips to cookies … whatever. Can’t remember the name right now but by The Cove on the other side of the statue. Cheers … nice to see all the wankers, plonkers, cockwombles and forum pillocks all alive and doing well.

    Cheers …
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    ^ I wonder how many know what geedunks are....

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    You know, the higher the monkey climbs the tree, the more of its bollocks and arse it shows, the epicentre, the very core of its being.

    The more Stumpy, A-Hole and Topper post, and their kin, the more you realise just how much Seppos and Russians are really one creature. And given the mongrel agglomeration that is Seppoland, is that so surprising.

    In a relatively recent Gallup poll, over 82% of adult Americans actually believe in God.

    Explains an awful lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    Looks like stumpy and ao want to have a knob waving contest.



    But, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my record beating purple headed ten inch throbmonster because I was once driven around bangkok, well for about 10 minutes, in the back of one of the late kings stretch limos.

    Hat doffed, Tax.

    My Thai claim to bollock kissing fame is a NYE encounter with Abhisitís mentor in which I mooted the possibility he might better pursue a political career in Engerlandia but we had drunk an awful lot of Rioja. As I recall we couldnít for the life of us think of an appropriate constituency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper View Post
    genetically deficient cousins across the pond
    i take it you mean germans or oirish ? who gave you your sausages and institutional corruption?

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    For you brother fat bastuds there’s a pretty good geedunk store here in Jomtien stocked with all sorts of farang candy to cereals to tater chips to cookies
    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    ^ I wonder how many know what geedunks are....
    well i'll take a wild guess what is it you teach Topper

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    what is it you teach Topper
    Hope that English will improve someone's life? I often ask myself what I teach....I'm guessing it's how to be the perfect person, by example of course, but how can I judge myself?

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    ^ leading from the front is all we can do Tooper, just hope everyone keeps up

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    I was once driven around bangkok, well for about 10 minutes, in the back of one of the late kings stretch limos.
    I hope the seats had a full valet before.....and after

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    I was once driven around bangkok, well for about 10 minutes, in the back of one of the late kings stretch limos.
    Several posters are being taken for a ride here also

    Entertaining

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    I sniffed the seat of a speedboat that Jintara Poonlarp just exited. Lovely.

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    ^

    Savour that flavour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    I did enjoy reading your backstory though,
    It's been my real life here that I have fully enjoyed and still do. It has afforded me opportunities to live all over Thailand as well.

    SA and Tax both gave me some good laughs. They just can't help themselves. SA must believe that everyone here lives like him so anything he says is factual when in fact, as witnessed, is straight up BS. I had ample time yesterday to add to the thread as I had a full schedule of conference calls both here in Thailand and later in Europe so help pass the time.

    Anyway all in good fun.

    Happy Friday all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    As I recall we couldn’t for the life of us think of an appropriate constituency.


    Mai Arse seems appropriate by a landslide majority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    You know, the higher the monkey climbs the tree, the more of its bollocks and arse it shows, the epicentre, the very core of its being.

    The more Stumpy, A-Hole and Topper post, and their kin, the more you realise just how much Seppos and Russians are really one creature. And given the mongrel agglomeration that is Seppoland, is that so surprising.

    In a relatively recent Gallup poll, over 82% of adult Americans actually believe in God.

    Explains an awful lot.
    Where's that famous comments thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    Looks like stumpy and ao want to have a knob waving contest.

    Stumpys missus has got a ba, he knows a few builders and he had lunch with his mate the gardener....... well thats about a 4 incher tops.

    AO knows the head of a bank and a water company, a finer combination of criminality and corruption would be hard to find, nevertheless it tops stumpys shrivelled offering by a couple of inches. AO, you take the runners up medal with 6 inches.

    But, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my record beating purple headed ten inch throbmonster because I was once driven around bangkok, well for about 10 minutes, in the back of one of the late kings stretch limos.
    Priceless!!

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    I once shook Thaksins hand after going to the toilet without washing.
    He smiled and said thanks, then wished me a good day.

    True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
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    Pissed yet again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Several posters are being taken for a ride here also
    Not at all. True story. It is only my natural humility and modesty that prevent me from mentioning my connections to some of thailands other titans of power and influence, plus I dont want to embarrass stumpy, so proud of his lunch with his bestie the gardener, or AO as he wheezingly jogs around his moo baan licking the arse of his bank manager chum.

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    Both of them doubtless enjoying life more than you enjoyed 17 years in a Hua Hin condo.

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