Originally Posted by
Seekingasylum
Except security through management have access to a pass key and simply padding down to the office will result in “open sesame”.
It is a four star hotel with a good level of service.
Sure, Chinky tourists from some shithole commie urban dystopia can act beyond normal human reason but these guys were not in that demographic and the hotel is not a backstreet flophouse for degenerate scum too fucked up to know what day of the week it might be.
And how many of us would know how to access the fucking hotel roof.
“ Oh dear, I’ve mislaid my electronic room key, I know I’ll just bumble along the corridors to find my way to the emergency access to the fucking roof so that I can lower myself down the front elevation, swing onto the front balcony over the rail and then force open the patio door from the outside rather that call the fucking night manager.”
Of course, our resident frazzled loons of TD in their incipient dementia would think such a mad enterprise to be credible.