Thread: Pattaya tourist police vow to end pickpocketing against Indian tourists

Sausages is the type of bloke i've worked with over the years that is convinced he's clever, so much so that he's completely unaware that all time people are laughing behind his back and playing along with him and he's the only one not in on the joke. Met a few of his kind over the years, no one likes them, but aren't rude enough in the work space to really tell them to their face.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I quite often rise at the sleepy hour of 3:00 am to crab some cheap katoey cock and enjoy the ambient weather and stroll along the beach to wait for the rising sun to begin painting the predawn sky and bay from the blue-black of a moonless night to the tropical hues of a crimson sky that heralds the morning as the last of the evening fleet of fishing boats that were luring squid to the surface with their green spotlights strung out necklace-like over the bay flick out one by one as they return home with their night’s catch.

FTFY.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

At least somebody appreciates my work...

As did I.

Originally Posted by Norton

As did I.

Indeed you did.

And then we have such masterpieces as Cujo...

I quite often rise at the sleepy hour of 3:00 am to crab some cheap katoey cock and enjoy the ambient weather and stroll along the beach to wait for the rising sun to begin painting the predawn sky and bay from the blue-black of a moonless night to the tropical hues of a crimson sky that heralds the morning as the last of the evening fleet of fishing boats that were luring squid to the surface with their green spotlights strung out necklace-like over the bay flick out one by one as they return home with their night’s catch.



FTFY.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

At least somebody appreciates my work...

Fools seldom differ, you oaf.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Sausages is the type of bloke i've worked with over the years that is convinced he's clever, so much so that he's completely unaware that all time people are laughing behind his back and playing along with him and he's the only one not in on the joke. Met a few of his kind over the years, no one likes them, but aren't rude enough in the work space to really tell them to their face.

My dear Numfuktwat, you are a shop floor oik, a grimy little prole, a grease monkey toiling on the rock face of dull manual labour. In my youth I too worked among your class and was glad of the experience which gave me a valuable insight into the mind of the typical lower end denizen whose self awareness was as limited as their ability to express it. Crude sexual bravura masking their obvious homoerotic fantasies and inadequacy, baiting each other according to established pecking orders, poor language skills for which they compensated by adding oafish grunts and sniggering snorts to their lexicon of ignorance, all marked out the pitiful miserableness of their lumpen existence but with each meal break it became apparent that these creatures were trapped in a futility they scarcely understood - conversation, such as it was, inevitably slowed and petered out as they sat there masticating in silence each lost in the arid wasteland of what passed for their consciousness pondering the waypoints of their narrow, dull lives: the overtime work opportunities, the awfulness of having to mount their ugly, cellulite riddled partners after another night of beer sodden excess, the bonding with their feral offspring over football rituals, their addiction to pornography fuelling their masturbatory mania, but in the end it was always the same, that vacant look would spread over their oafish faces as their brains, one-by-one, shut down and they quite literally became inert until nature roused them from their reverie and rolling onto one cheek they'd fart.

Cattle, really, just like you Numfuktwat.

^Use paragraphs you clueless fucking simpleton, nobody will read that solid brick of bullshit otherwise.

Hey did you see the Covid travel restrictions are all pretty much gone everywhere in the world now? I expect you'll be looking at flights even as we speak

Was that a bit tricky for you, Headfuck?

Sorry, I forgot your preferred reading material involved captions and pictures.

What is it you lower end types like to say? Ah, yes, KISS. 'Keep it short and simple' presumably because anything more might challenge your capacity to comprehend the issue in question.

I must assume from your antipathy towards longer paragraphs you aren't a fan of Victorian literature.

Ah well, pearls before swine, eh?

Originally Posted by Headworx

Use paragraphs you clueless fucking simpleton

There were only 4 sentences in that entire post, and he used 2 paragraphs. I thought it was rather impressive.

I admire the work of Cormac McCarthy, surely one of America's greatest living writers. His sentence construction, often paragraphs long, is masterful and flows like water. Not a pedant either........" life is too short to worry about how to use a semi-colon."

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I must assume from your antipathy towards longer paragraphs you aren't a fan of Victorian literature.

Not being a public servant masquerading as someone who's had some success in life, my preferred reading has typically been more on the technical side of things. Well above your station I'm afraid, engineering literature is far more complicated than Victorian literature because you actually need to think about things that are relevant in today's world and know how to apply them.

Originally Posted by pickel

There were only 4 sentences in that entire post, and he used 2 paragraphs.

Yeah but one paragraph had 883 words and the other had 6. I suppose when all 889 words are the ravings of an imbecile and not worth 3 knobs of goat shit, it doesn't really matter though..

And I'm sure in between your bouts of drunken mongering and working in some ghastly quarry or other you were a fine mechanic indeed. " Look after your tools and your tools look after you", eh, Headfuck?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

My dear Numfuktwat, you are a shop floor oik, a grimy little prole, a grease monkey toiling on the rock face of dull manual labour. In my youth I too worked among your class and was glad of the experience which gave me a valuable insight into the mind of the typical lower end denizen whose self awareness was as limited as their ability to express it. Crude sexual bravura masking their obvious homoerotic fantasies and inadequacy, baiting each other according to established pecking orders, poor language skills for which they compensated by adding oafish grunts and sniggering snorts to their lexicon of ignorance, all marked out the pitiful miserableness of their lumpen existence but with each meal break it became apparent that these creatures were trapped in a futility they scarcely understood - conversation, such as it was, inevitably slowed and petered out as they sat there masticating in silence each lost in the arid wasteland of what passed for their consciousness pondering the waypoints of their narrow, dull lives: the overtime work opportunities, the awfulness of having to mount their ugly, cellulite riddled partners after another night of beer sodden excess, the bonding with their feral offspring over football rituals, their addiction to pornography fuelling their masturbatory mania, but in the end it was always the same, that vacant look would spread over their oafish faces as their brains, one-by-one, shut down and they quite literally became inert until nature roused them from their reverie and rolling onto one cheek they'd fart.

Cattle, really, just like you Numfuktwat.

Hit a nerve I don't work or claim overtime, its not allowed but the "Shop floor" as you put it do and many get more in overtime than your last salary propping up a desk, poor sad little man.

I know you have been avoiding answering the question I have posed you over and over which in itself says a lot, but why did you blow your meagre 3 times your pension lump sum on a flat in whoreville? Its a staggeringly incompetent decision for such a self confessed superior intellect.

^^Not all engineers are mechanical you know, there's a lot of different engineers that have never nor will ever pick up a tool or get their hands dirty. Didn't you ever look out the window of the Grimsby City Council office you squatted in for all those years while praying for death or a severance package to come knocking and wonder how things actually work in the real world, or did they stick you in a windowless dungeon well beneath the floors where some vague pretense of getting anything meaningful achieved might have happened once in a blue moon?

Can't imagine what it must be like to be so utterly fucking clueless about everything, Victorian literature aside of course

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

life is too short to worry about how to use a semi-colon."

Priceless

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Priceless

Indeed, he's had a few semis up his colon.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Indeed, he's had a few semis up his colon.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Indeed, he's had a few semis up his colon.

And, as if by magic, my little vignette illuminating the crass stupidity and boorishness of the lower end is vividly brought to life by your inanity.

Thank you, Numfuktwat, you never fail to make my point.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Thank you, Numfuktwat, you never fail to make my point.

Still not answered the question, a lifetime of avoidance. The fact is i have 21 year olds working for me who earn more than you ever did in your best year, but not one of them would be stupid enough spunk their retirement wad into a flat in Thailand. Har har har.

Pimping your rent boys again, eh?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Pimping your rent boys again, eh?

I'm not the sad old man who was too self obsessed and narcissistic to have kids, stuck in a predicament of his own making in what is universally acknowledged as one of Asia's prostitute centres, no i'm not interested in buys and i don't refer to my wife as a wingMAN.

^Have to say the whole Wingman thing is suss AF. Have heard pretty much every term guys use for their partners (including some classics from Mendip ) but have never heard anyone else use that term, ever. It's normally used by a guys going out with another guy, who's typically a trusted friend, who'll be watching their back. Suss AF...

Originally Posted by Headworx

It's normally used by a guys going out with another guy, who's typically a trusted friend, who'll be watching their back.

watch their back and help them pick up easy girls...

I just assumed that Seeking arse is... and a slutty

Originally Posted by DrWilly

watch their back and help them pick up easy girls...

Well yes that's right. And if you've got a really good Wingman, he'll run interference to keep that fatty at arms length while you hit on her hot friend

Originally Posted by Headworx

And if you've got a really good Wingman, he'll run interference to keep that fatty at arms length while you hit on her hot friend

Depends, if it's grab a granny or fuck a fatty night, the wingman will have to keep the friends away...