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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    There are agents, and there are agents ..........
    Indeed, and the difference is huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    After your ridiculously newbie logic of thinking that anything would actually turn up in an audit, I just thought you'd like to know how things really work here coming from someone who isn't new, gullible, or retarded. Carry on though.
    You're illiterate. It's a two letter word and you still don't understand it.

    I wonder what would happen if they ever did a full audit of any immigration office

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Harry how many months, yes months not years have you been living in Thailand? Most of the posters on this thread have been here a lot longer. I can remember a thread you got really angry in. How do I find an agent to help me get an apartment? Maybe realize its the quality of your posts, not the quantity.
    I didn't ask how to find one, I asked if anyone recommended one.

    It's like anyone south of the Isle of Wight has English as their second language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    The way noobie aitch is acting like some all-seeing historian of Thailand after every bout of furious googling is quite amusing.

    ‘Ah yes, I seem to recall that act was passed during the Chatchai era…’
    And after all, Thai law is your strong point isn't it sybille?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Sure could work this way. There are many ways to skin a farang.
    I see it as helping the farang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    There are agents, and there are agents ..........

    If an application is unlikely to succeed because it would not meet the requirements of the rules, then for a consideration it can meet the rules provided the 'right' agent is used. Horses for courses, as they say.

    The suggestion that many caught in this Phuket scam were folk unable to travel because of COVID would indicate they are most likely dross who do not qualify legitimately for any category of stay.
    I'm pretty sure mine gets things done at immigration easily and quickly because apart from being quite sharp, she is cute and has amazing tits.

    On the two occasions I've had to go with her for a quick photo, the boys have been falling other themselves to assist her.

    The next post may be brought to you by my little bitch Spamdreth

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ ....
    He was astounded to see a school kid on a scooter for the first time ever this morning. Will start a thread about it later.


    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    People who have every right to a visa and meet all the requirements, like me, still use agencies because fuck jumping thru hoops like a trained Chihuahua when for not much money, someone can do it all for you.
    True dat.

    What sort of fokwit deals with it themselves 100% just to save a few k baht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    You're illiterate. It's a two letter word and you still don't understand it.
    Ah ok, I get you now. I wonder what would happen if a giant watermelon fell from the sky, burst into flames on contact with the Earth, and 10kg bars of gold rained down in its ashes? Well there's about as much chance of that happening as the RTP doing any form of a real audit on their own people, but as that's the game we're playing here today...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    He was astounded to see a school kid on a scooter for the first time ever this morning. Will start a thread about it later.




    True dat.

    What sort of fokwit deals with it themselves 100% just to save a few k baht.
    Presumably the same 'fokwit' who keeps control of his own passport and conduct of his application rather than entrusting the process into the care of a devious, unreliable, corrupt, money grubbing, two-bit chiselling Thai thief.

    You idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    my Retirement visa
    Ohhh. The over 50's visa. I didn't realize you were ancient.


    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    How do I find an agent to help me get an apartment?
    First Time Tourist Rollcall 2022:

    1. Hazza.

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    It will only makes sense that people who couldn't figure out how to apply for a visa would fall victim to these scams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Ah ok, I get you now. I wonder what would happen if a giant watermelon fell from the sky, burst into flames on contact with the Earth, and 10kg bars of gold rained down in its ashes? Well there's about as much chance of that happening as the RTP doing any form of a real audit on their own people, but as that's the game we're playing here today...

    What involvement do the police have with immigration officers being paid to turn a blind eye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    sfh 25kFirst Time Tourist Rollcall 2022:

    1. Hazza.
    You're on a roll today.

    If only you actually had a fucking clue what you were on about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    What involvement do the police have with immigration officers being paid to turn a blind eye?


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    ^I give up on anyone that clearly didn't even know that though the question remains, how long has he been here? The answer probably starts with "what time is it now?"

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    Hazza saw his first tuk-tuk yesterday and got quoted 8,400thb for a ride to immigration.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    jumping thru hoops like a trained Chihuahua
    Note for the future. Chihuahuas are notoriously hard to train.

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    Indeed, I was going to remind him the immigration legislation currently in force is enabled by various Police Acts/Orders which is a bit of a clue in determining the relationship between them but in the end I couldn't be arsed.

    He is in a transitional phase and still probably labouring under the illusions that directed his thinking when he was but a mere holidaymaker.

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    Anyone else a bit jealous of his newbie just-arrived naivety and innocence? ignorance is bliss n all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Indeed, I was going to remind him the immigration legislation currently in force is enabled by various Police Acts/Orders which is a bit of a clue in determining the relationship between them but in the end I couldn't be arsed.

    He is in a transitional phase and still probably labouring under the illusions that directed his thinking when he was but a mere holidaymaker.
    Do carry on, I'm not afraid of a bit of homework.

    It's not like I pay a lot of attention to badges obviously, but it kind of explains the breadth of the systemic corruption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Anyone else a bit jealous of his newbie just-arrived naivety and innocence? ignorance is bliss n all that.
    Oh dear, have they broken you?

    I doubt it was hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Hazza saw his first tuk-tuk yesterday and got quoted 8,400thb for a ride to immigration.
    Thus speaks the voice of experience eh?


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