Thread: CCSA to request some provinces shut venues and restaurants

Well, it seems that here in Pattaya business interests have taken priority over public health with the local and regional governments permitting all restaurants to remain open in a bid to attract more tourists to sustain their investments.

But the kicker is, from Naklua all th way down to Jomtien, every condominium has had their swimming pool closed, and in many cases their garden furniture removed and stored away, because the gormless management companies claim the recent governor's order closing " public swimming pools " refers to them, and that they are doing so in order to stop people gathering.

Never mind that there is no fucker here to speak of, but just why the fuck you can go to a restaurant and stuff your gob in company with fuck knows who else from fuck knows where yet you can't swim in a pool or sit in your garden on a fucking chair is totally, fucking mystifying.

Obviously, these restrictions are a fig leaf measure perpetrated on those who represent no commercial dividend to the vested interests and is designed to show that they are doing something while those vested interests can continue to make hay.

Truly, these people have to be the most loathsome, hypocritical devious shits in the fucking universe.

A rapidly spreading virus is given a boost in Pattaya threatening hundreds of thousands of inhabitants and the business owners couldn't give a fuck but the important thing is, no-one can swim in their pool.

You simply couldn't write it.

And our illustrious leaders have just connived at fostering their wealth protection by issuing a new order permitting chanwats to adopt measures within a protocol that is incomprehensible, illogical, nebulous and unenforceable.

Forty-nine people were killed and 379 injured in road accidents on Saturday, bringing the total over the past five days of a road safety campaign to 316 deaths and 2,741 injuries.

Thailand has confirmed 315 new coronavirus cases, taking the accumulated total number of infections since the start of the pandemic to 7,694, the Centre for Covid-19 Situation Administration (CCSA) said on Sunday. No new deaths were reported, leaving fatalities at 64.

Happy new year. Wear a mask. More importantly don't drive!

Originally Posted by taxexile

seems the real reason for your tirade is not the health of the good people of pattaya, but the fact that the pool in your condo is out of bounds.

i assume the management company have reduced the annual service charges to residents to take into account the fact that the pool is no longer available.

if not then you have yet another reason for a full on rant.

The reason for the fucking rant is their spastic logic that insults the intelligence of anyone seized of a fucking functioning brain which of course now seems to exclude you Tax as you clearly are struggling to overcome the challenge of your incipient dementia and no doubt that of your fellow clog wearing, tripe guzzling, whippet fucking northern tykes with whom you must now be cloistered amid the ghastliness of a lockdown in the lee of Scarstwattingthorpe's colliery.

Originally Posted by Switch

And yet, you did. More personal hatred from the sausage fripperies. Since the failure of your FX forecast, you are clearly left with nothing but your selfish whims to whine about.
Having an inoperative pool can’t help the sale of that condo can it? At least Victor Meldrew had cause for complaint. By highlighting your impossible situation, rest assured you have brought happiness to others.

Never mind, Chas, I'm sure in your drink raddled isolation in the ghetto life of your Bali slum as you lurch from one Ocker infested shebeen to the next you can continue to regale the assembled of your exploits in Samui when you were run out of town because the arse was hanging out of your threadbare shorts and you couldn't make the cut in visa qualification.

Failure in FX forecast? So far, the £ exchange remains anchored at EUR 1.11, US$1.36 and 40 baht. So, no post Brxit bounce there, eh, and a far cry from the rates prevailing pre-brexit when £ bought you EUR 1.46, $US1.56 and 55 baht.

You really are a pitiful little man but one should imagine keeping your distance from others will not pose much of a challenge given you are clearly such a babbling old arse.

Originally Posted by baldrick

the real cause of the pools closure was likely genticles' incontinence

And if such a puerile thing were to come to pass I'm sure by no stretch of the imagination it could possibly match in quantity or repellence the utter bilge you spout from your gob.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Ahh, poor Fondles...... I should imagine your 4,000 baht a month flophouse lacks such a facility. Poor fucker, you probably doss down in the day in your wifebeater Chang vest with the skanky, raddled old slappers under the Beach Rd palm trees stretching out your bottle of lukewarm Leo muttering inanities out the side of your slack-jawed, gummy maw while staring out to the distant horizon through rheumy bloodshot eyes wondering what fucking day of the week it might be.

My "flophouse" has its own private pool... and its open !!

Nice attempt though, I'll give you that but it proves you know zero about me... in saying that I would prefer your fantasy than the reality of working 10hours a day at a company that's a 1.5hr drive fro home.

Anywho, time for a Leo and a quick dip in the pool before firing up the BBQ to cook dinner.

s.a.

amid the ghastliness of a lockdown in the lee of Scarstwattingthorpe's colliery.

sorry to shatter your outdated illusions but the collieries all disappeared about 20 years ago, not that there were any in north yorkshire to begin with.

these days, i am sorry to report, that thanks to the desirability of this part of the world, boosted no doubt by the friendliness and down to earth pragmaticism of us fine yorkshire folk, the clean air, the remarkable scenery and of course the market trestles groaning under the weight of reasonably priced fresh local meats, cheeses, pies and pastries, this part of the world is attracting more and more pesky southerners as they seek refuge from the rat race, political correctness, outrageous pricing, gang warfare and all the other imported afflictions that have made the south of england such a shithole these days. its a simpler, less sophisticated but much more rewarding lifestyle up here.

and as i look out from my window over the frosty fields with their scurrying rabbits, foraging foxes and magnificent holstein-freisians to the snow capped rolling hills of the high pennines to my west i can but thank my lucky stars that i managed to escape thailand in march, on one of the last flights out, and was not condemned, as you have been, to pass the time arguing fruitlessly with the chickenheads in the condo office, scowling angrily at the yaam, being regarded as a filthy foreign disease carrying zombie by the locals, looking down from your balcony and counting the steaming floaters, discarded condoms and plastic waste as it all washes up on to the beach in front of your condo and wishing you could just go for a cooling swim in the crystal clear depths of that inviting but forbidden swimming pool that taunts you cruelly every day as if it were the mirage of a lifesaving oasis beckoning you in from the desert of despair that is condo life for the farang in thailand these days.