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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Returning to square one and the question you can't bare to answer because there's only one answer that makes you look even more pathetic, what the fuck are you still doing here?

    You posted of being totally outwitted by a 9.5k baht a month (before overtime) security guard at Gulliver's in June of 2014, and at that time you declared you were leaving Thailand after having "had enough of the monkeys here" . But 5+ years later and guess what, you're still here and still moaning and clearly can't see just how fucking retarded that really is! What the hell haven't you been able to settle up and sort out here that's stopped you leaving for over 5 years, are you posting from prison??! Despite the setbacks you list ranging from currency rates to Covid, which we all lived through too, I could be out of here in 48hrs and would be if suffering the intense misery you must wake up with every day. Just fucking GO already, then tell us all how bad it's in Benidorm or wherever it is you next decide to seek refuge and hate the locals.
    Gosh, you really are in a tizz. What an impoverished life you must live.

    Still, I am flattered you take such a personal interest in my life but really, shouldn't you be doing something more profitable with your time?

    As I said, I remain because of obligations etc. We are not all feckless, frazzled geriatrics whiling away the twilight of their lives in dreary tedium out of choice.

    Why do you assume one is in 'misery'? I do not measure my life in context of my environment, you oaf, I am quite self-possessed enough to find contentment within my own being and that of my wingman. Simply because I despise the society and crassness of the witless indigenous in this country does not mean I am diminished in any way.

    Things could be worse, one could be living in an anodyne, dreary, shitbox suburb anywhere in the world or, heaven forbid, among a bunch of ghastly ockers in Melbourne.

    You blue-collar oiks are such boorish oafs with no imagination, aren't you. I suppose that is why most of you are such alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    As I said, I remain because of obligations etc.
    Translated: Haven't got a pot to piss in, stuck in a country I genuinly hate, no options of getting out of the godforsaken mess I've put myself in, and Benidorm remains a pipe dream. Must suck to be you, no wonder all you can do is moan

    Fuck off sausages, you're nothing more than a punch-line with a thesaurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Fuck off sausages, you're nothing more than a punch-line with a thesaurus.
    Bingo, I am going head to head with him on the Khaosan Rd. thread as well. Here cited for ya sausages. "Instant Karma Is Gonna Get Ya, Knock ya right off your feet". John Lennon.

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    Two old farts squirm off their commodes in a frenzy of flapping toothless gums and swivel-eyed looniness, and swing their shrivelled dicks as they re-fight old battles long lost in the mists of their gathering dementia.

    Take it easy, that clicking noise in your ear could be the popping of a blood vessel or two.

    Har, har.

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    and swing their shrivelled dicks
    very apt in the case of ageing one as he gurns madly whilst watching his favourite cheerleader porn channel, pulling off violently and cheering victory as a half teaspoonful of watery semen dribbles reluctantly out of his redundant organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    AS far as I can see most antipodeans have fucked off back to their ghastly units in Cooberkookaburradrongoarseville with the rest of the blue collar oiks that cluttered the place up. Certainly, the European community has shrunk markedly as of course has the Brit demographic. But you are right, it was stupid of me not to have foreseen the longterm consequences of the 2008 crash, the secession from the EU, the COVID pandemic, the gross overbuilding by the Thai and the devaluation of one's currency by 40% since 2008.

    Only a fucking retard could be satisfied with life in current day Thailand with its increasingly egregious and larcenous government exploiting a supine and ignorant population united in their bovine docility.
    Most of us fcuking retards have carved out a niche here over a period of years, and settled therein with family, retired or working but paying for education, healthcare, taxes and the other overheads that come with being alive anywhere. Some have burned bridges and are stuck here come what may, but none of the 2008 crash, EU secession, a 40% devaluation of the £, covid and go on let's throw in SARS, chick flu, swine flu, and other nasty stuff going on around the world that affects Thailand can be blamed on Thailand.

    But the point you don't get is that nobody is here because they woke up on a beach one day and decided to stay, while everyone has made choices after weighing the pros and cons of where we were, where we are, and also where else we could be. And guess what, some of us are happy with those decisions.

    Sure there's a lot of shit going on here that we moan about, but where isn't there, and if you find that answer to meet your own needs and conditions, it's a tad immodest to expect that only fcuking retards won't pack their family and bags to head for the airport.

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    ^Well he's certainly not heading for the airport despite years of threats to do so, this fucking genius who enjoys doling out life-advice and despising everyone in the country he lives obviously has no choice but to stay. Not sure how anyone with a net worth that wasn't laughable or an IQ over 50 could possibly manage to find himself in that position, but that's what's happened

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    The fact remains, only an idiot, a lumpen oik or an artisan with no imagination could possibly be satisfied with the prevailing society in Thailand and its egregious racist laws exploiting foreigners. The past decade or so has seen a steady erosion of the charm of this place exposing a repellent substrata of unalloyed greed, continuing incompetence and a cynical exploitation by a dictatorship without the slightest interest in democracy.

    You oiks are such a bore - give you a Chang beer, the opportunity to wear the perpetual lurid vest and a passing parade of eye fodder over which you can salivate in your loathsome lust like slavering, mangy dogs on heat and you are content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    The fact remains, only an idiot, a lumpen oik or an artisan with no imagination could possibly be satisfied with the prevailing society in Thailand and its egregious racist laws exploiting foreigners.
    The fact also remains that anyone not happy with any aspect of their life in Thailand is free to leave at any time, the airport and a plane ride to a far better life elsewhere is that way ==》

    Well almost anyone, obviously your highly intellectual arse can't. But for the rest of us who aren't some stereotypical fucking loser thatís found himself up shit-creek without a paddle, the option remains. Which may explain why the rest of us don't need to whine like a little bitch about everything in the country we chose to live in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    The fact remains, only an idiot, a lumpen oik or an artisan with no imagination could possibly be satisfied with the prevailing society in Thailand
    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The fact also remains that anyone not happy with any aspect of their life in Thailand is free to leave at any time.
    The fact remains...only one of those is actually a fact.

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    ^The only real FACT here is you've got someone who hates Thailand but can't leave telling people who enjoy Thailand and can leave that they're the losers in this debate, and he's too fucking thick to see the reverse logic in his argument. There's a reason I stopped drinking in Beer Bars about 15 years ago to avoid being in the same proximity as these imbeciles, can't even begin to imagine what must go on for conversations in those joints when the word Brexit comes up

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    Sausages rent boy has a lot to do with why he cant leave. He calls it obligations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Most of us fcuking retards have carved out a niche here over a period of years, and settled therein with family, retired or working but paying for education, healthcare, taxes and the other overheads that come with being alive anywhere. Some have burned bridges and are stuck here come what may, but none of the 2008 crash, EU secession, a 40% devaluation of the £, covid and go on let's throw in SARS, chick flu, swine flu, and other nasty stuff going on around the world that affects Thailand can be blamed on Thailand.

    But the point you don't get is that nobody is here because they woke up on a beach one day and decided to stay, while everyone has made choices after weighing the pros and cons of where we were, where we are, and also where else we could be. And guess what, some of us are happy with those decisions.

    Sure there's a lot of shit going on here that we moan about, but where isn't there, and if you find that answer to meet your own needs and conditions, it's a tad immodest to expect that only fcuking retards won't pack their family and bags to head for the airport.

    Succinctly mused, Jabir.
    Yet, as we well know, there are these circles that would be miserable and morose most everywhere they might find themselves - less in the confines of an [supposed] inferior culture and other associated fanciful notions - as witnessed the world over deriving from that same weary cultural type and disposition.

    The contradictions tend to be very perplexing, while they are able to see such in themselves or others akin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Succinctly mused, Jabir.
    Yet, as we well know, there are these circles that would be miserable and morose most everywhere they might find themselves - less in the confines of an [supposed] inferior culture and other associated fanciful notions - as witnessed the world over deriving from that same weary cultural type and disposition.

    The contradictions tend to be very perplexing, while they are able to see such in themselves or others akin.
    Despite your vocabulary made from spaghetti, i agree. Seeking Ass would be miserable and comparing about the resident serfs where ever he lived.

    He probably believes his correct position in life is a career in the CS, topped off with a seat in the House of Lords, country estate in Ireland, and peasants wiping his encrusted bottom.

    He would still be complaining about the miserly attendance allowance, and other baubles that go with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Succinctly mused, Jabir.
    Yet, as we well know, there are these circles that would be miserable and morose most everywhere they might find themselves - less in the confines of an [supposed] inferior culture and other associated fanciful notions - as witnessed the world over deriving from that same weary cultural type and disposition.

    The contradictions tend to be very perplexing, while they are able to see such in themselves or others akin.
    Indeed.

    The badger that lies down with the meerkat will know no peace unless they feather their nest with new mown hay from pastures new.

    But the worm will always turn.

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    Contrary to baubling indolence, whom has reticence in his canon will confabulate askew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    I remain because I have commitments, obligations and responsibilities.
    translation = I’m too fucking skint and no one wants to buy my concrete bedsit
    Last edited by TheRealKW; 19-09-2020 at 11:51 AM.

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    Your lumpen, dim-witted interpretation tells one more about yourself and your blue collar crudity than anything else.

    And of course, you have a small penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    blue collar crudity
    You love that blue collar crap dont ya? Its become your catch word. Pity you are just an insignificant angry old man living in a small condo you cant escape. All the while hating where you live. I wish I could say its a pity, but its more like karma.

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    ^Yeah the whole blue collar thing is hilarious, considering those in that category aren't stranded in a place they hate while his white collar arse clearly is. Har har

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Your lumpen, dim-witted interpretation tells one more about yourself and your blue collar crudity than anything else.
    I probably have more appreciation of your humour than most, sassy, but it's true that one can only point out the defects of one's host country so often, for so long.

    To paraphrase Keats, there comes a point when clearly the critic should just fuck the fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    And of course, you have a small penis.
    Ouch, that hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Your lumpen, dim-witted interpretation tells one more about yourself
    Possibly, but that's an opinion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    and your blue collar crudity
    Just wrong.



    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    And of course, you have a small penis.


    Sausages, you are really struggling if you have to resort to an 'insult' like that.

    I had to use quotation marks, because it's not really an insult, I'm laughing too hard (at you) to care.

    Bottom of the barrel there.

    Tell me again about all your Thai obligations?
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    I then insult you and expose your stupidity, and have in the past threatened you.

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    It wasn't an insult, you fucking idiot, it was a fact.

    Are you a product of doubtful miscegenation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    You love that blue collar crap dont ya? Its become your catch word.
    Hey Bozo, if the cap fits, you fucking wear it.

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