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    Terrified Thai Teen's Tip of Penis Torn by Snake in Toilet

    ‘Blood spurting’: Teen bitten on the penis by snake while sitting on the toilet

    A teenager was rushed to hospital after a 1.2m python bit his penis while he was on the toilet, leaving “blood spurting everywhere”.
    Alex Winter, The Sun






    A teenager from Thailand was rushed to hospital after he was bitten on the penis by a python that was hiding in the toilet. Picture: Viral PressSource:Viral Press



    A teenager was rushed to hospital after a 1.2m python hiding in the toilet bit his penis, leaving “blood spurting everywhere”.
    Siraphop Masukarat, 18, went to the loo yesterday evening when he felt a sudden searing pain in his manhood.
    He looked down and saw the python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.
    Siraphop said he screamed in terror during the incident in Nonthaburi, central Thailand, about 20km north of Bangkok, The Sun reports.
    He was rushed to nearby Bang Yai Hospital so his injuries could be treated.

    A teenager from Thailand was rushed to hospital after he was bitten on the penis by a python inside his toilet. Picture: Viral PressSource:Viral Press

    Doctors gave Siraphop three stitches in the glans at the tip of the penis and treated the bite wound with antibiotic wash, to kill any bacteria from the python’s fangs.
    “I was using the toilet but a few moments after I sat down, I suddenly felt pain in my penis.
    “I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” Siraphop said.
    “Then there was blood everywhere. It was only a small snake but its bite was so strong.
    “I hope that my penis can recover.’’
    Animal handlers arrived at the two-storey home and began searching for the snake, which was still coiled up in the toilet bowl.
    They used snake catching equipment to snare the python. They put it into a sack before releasing it back into woodland.

    Siraphop Masukarat, 18, has to get multiple stitches as a result of the bite. Picture: Viral PressSource:Viral Press


    Siraphop said there was ‘blood spurting everywhere’. Picture: Viral PressSource:Viral Press

    Siraphop’s terrified mother, Sutapath, said she was still shocked about the incident.
    ”I don’t know how the snake got into my house. It could have been through the drain connected to the toilet,” she said.
    “I know the snake really hurt my son but I’m relieved it was only a non-venomous python.
    “If it was a cobra, he would be dead. He will be scared every time he goes to toilet.
    “But he’s recovering well at the hospital and I’m thankful to the rescue volunteers for catching the snake.’’
    This article originally appeared on The Sun and has been republished with permission.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/blood-spurting-teen-bitten-on-the-penis-by-snake-while-sitting-on-the-toilet/news-story/8de25e58f946046ffd0ab094577e53d9


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    Thai press that is very sensational as well. Bit on genitals. Gotta love the Sun.



    Hey I have to add that hashtag..

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    This has to generate some poor form humour on TD

    Who'll go first ?


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    Missed a chance with 'tadger' there.

    Schoolboy error.

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    Fellatiophobia

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    That's like a nightmare come true. Some snake grabs you by the penis as you sit down. This guy should write a book about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    That's like a nightmare come true. Some snake grabs you by the penis as you sit down. This guy should write a book about it
    A book . . . of course. It'd be a very short book, though. Would you buy it?




    Always the trusty phone. Here's a thought - if he hadn't have taken the phone to sit on the toilet maybe he could have seen the snake. Just a thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    That's like a nightmare come true. Some snake grabs you by the penis as you sit down. This guy should write a book about it
    Did your snake LB bite you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Missed a chance with 'tadger' there.

    Schoolboy error.

    Darn it, you're right!

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    the teen has many nick names now,nobby,dicky,willy,john thomas,bishop,he will be a big or small attraction for all the females and boy suckers,next time switch on the light before sitting on the throne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickheadhunter View Post
    the teen has many nick names now,nobby,dicky,willy,john thomas,bishop,he will be a big or small attraction for all the females and boy suckers,next time switch on the light before sitting on the throne.
    I understand your fascination with this occurrence

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    2 eyed snake attacks 1 eyed snake, would have been better headline.

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    Because i am very well endowed i learnt early on to never sneeze whilst sitting on the toilet.
    Made the mistake once and syphoned up a belly full of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog View Post
    Because i am very well endowed i learnt early on to never sneeze whilst sitting on the toilet.
    Made the mistake once and syphoned up a belly full of water.
    Yep. High water toilets are a bitch. I kinda like the toilets in Europe. The coiler just sits there on the bottom like dog shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I kinda like the toilets in Europe
    Guess where ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Guess where ?
    Spain ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Spain ?
    Huh ?

    This is obviously from a country without any cultural heritage whatsoever.

    Fair dinkum, copper


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    Bonus clue


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    Back in 1985 I was on Koh Samui,staying in the bamboo huts, and up in the rafters, their used to be a family of rats, that used to visit, one night whilst they where having a jolly a snake joined them,somehow, the Snake fell off the support beam and landed on the mosquito net,luckily enough it held the snake, but jeez Thai smoke back in those days was potent.

    myself and GF,was freaked out the rest of the night,and moved huts the next day,which was rat free.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Back in 1985 I was on Koh Samui

    Back in 86 I was on Samui, staying in bamboo huts, and one morning an english gentleman came to talk with some staff, owner or waiter. I have forgotten it

    English guy: Morning. I would like to change huts
    Staff: Why,mister
    EG: There is a rat in my hut
    Staff: But the rats here are very friendly

    That got my attention

    EG: Hmm OK

    Eg: No, we have to change huts
    Staff: But why mister

    Eg: This friendly rat is eating my pot


    We exploded in laughter


    Chico ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    english gentleman
    As soon as you mentioned Gentleman,I knew is wasn't me

    You didn't stay in a place where the cook took about 3 hours to serve you the food,but boy it was worth the wait,hmm fish straight off the boat.

    Oh those where the days of when Thailand was heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    You didn't stay in a place where the cook took about 3 hours to serve you the food,but boy it was worth the wait,hmm fish straight of the boat.
    I stayed in a place exactly like that, and went out fishing on same boat.

    Biggest fish I got that day was served...to another table

    Chico ?

    So much chilli in the soup, that I had to.... walk fast to the hut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Oh those where the days of when Thailand was heaven
    Oh yes
    I was in Lamai

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    I was on Maenam beach,best relaxing holiday I've ever had.

    I still lick my lips at the food she made,but had to get her to hold the chilli back.

    Just missed you by about a year,stayed there for four wonderful weeks.

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    The girls must be lining up to see/feel his reborn penis

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