Originally Posted by
Hugh Cow
So obviously not Aussies you silly person. You should attempt to learn a bit of Australian vernacular, rather than make it up as you go along. "Shitter if you fancy" is not an Aussie term. An Australian Lass would never say "if you fancy", it's all about what she fancies. An Aussie chick does not give a flying fook what you fancy. They certainly don't say"shitter" which is rather crass and is more likely to come from a well... a person such as yourself to be polite. We have much more class than that. Frankly, I'm quite surprised you know any Aussie sheilas at all as they usually prefer men.
If an Australian lady is known for an occasional insertion between the buttocks, She is more likely to remark "I'll cop it up the date instead darlin". or alternately she might say, "I feel like one up the Clacker tonight babe".
I must admit I do admire the patience and perseverance of my fellow Australians who didn't at least just up and leave when you walked in. I take it the Brexit thread was closed for the night.